joke of the day!

~I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

~~~~Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

~~~A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl!
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~~~~LOL!

emergency phone numbers!!!

when-
u r sad phone..............................john 14
u have sinned phone........................psalm 51
u r facing danger phone ....................psalm 91
ppl have failed you phone...................psalm 27
it feels tht GOD is far from you phone.......psalm 139
u r faith needs stimulation phone.............hebrews 11
u r alone and scared,phone.....................psalm 23
u r worried,phone..............................matthew 8:19-34
u r5 hurt and critical,phone.....................1 corinthians 13
u wonder abt christianity,phone................2 corinthians 5:15-18
u r leaving home 4 a trip,phone......psalm 121
u r praying 4 yourself,phone..........psalm 87
be courageous enough to call ths no.which are in bible!

tht's mother!

In a rainy day, a boy went out without taking umbrella nor a raincoat.whn he returned :
his father:wht a foolish boy you are?
his sister:fool,you might have took an umbrella~!
his brother:unless you get fever you're not going to learn a lesson!
while his mother ,taking a towel drying the water from his head said:STUPID RAIN!
yes guys THT'S MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO LUV YOUR MOTHER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!