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raffel380
  1. joke of the day!
    10th May 2010 00:26
    14 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
  2. Lie detector~~!
    9th May 2010 23:54
    14 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
  3. emergency phone numbers!!!
    7th May 2010 23:26
    14 years, 7 months & 21 days ago
  4. interesting facts!
    7th May 2010 23:15
    14 years, 7 months & 21 days ago
  5. tht's mother!
    6th May 2010 02:37
    14 years, 7 months & 22 days ago
  6. best friend
    6th May 2010 00:21
    14 years, 7 months & 22 days ago
  7. aim high!!!!
    5th May 2010 02:35
    14 years, 7 months & 23 days ago
  8. secret of success
    19th Mar 2010 22:29
    14 years, 9 months & 8 days ago
Lie detector~~!
14 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
9th May 2010 23:54

Kyle's Dad brought home a robot one day.
The robot had the ability to detect lies and would

slap the person who lied.






Kyle returned late from school. Dad asked,

''Son, why are you late from school'?


Dad, we had extra classes today, Robot slapped

Kyle on his face.

Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth,

why are you late??



Dad, I went to see the movie 'Ten Commandments,

Robot slapped Kyle on his face.


Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Red Hot Queen"...

"Shame on you son, when I was your age...
I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved"

Immediately, Dad gets a slap on the face from

the robot.


Kyle's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and

says to her husband, "After all, he's your son!"
The robot slaps the mom.

LOL~
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pimkypen
113 years, 6 months & 24 days ago 3rd Jun 2011 01:47
 
114 years, 1 month & 8 days ago 17th Nov 2010 05:20
 
To funny
114 years, 1 month & 15 days ago 10th Nov 2010 14:54
 
You never lie and I believe(know) that you'll never.
I'm sorry
114 years, 5 months & 21 days ago 7th Jul 2010 05:58
 
no beautiful flower girl it means she is the mother of the son but hes not the father.
she did some naughtys.
114 years, 6 months & 13 days ago 14th Jun 2010 01:03
 
so do you mean that they adopted Kyle? That was really funny! lol!
114 years, 6 months & 24 days ago 3rd Jun 2010 19:01
 
114 years, 7 months & 5 days ago 23rd May 2010 03:49
 
LOL
114 years, 7 months & 13 days ago 15th May 2010 00:41
 
haha thats funny
114 years, 7 months & 15 days ago 13th May 2010 13:06
 
i like that
114 years, 7 months & 15 days ago 13th May 2010 07:18
 
  1. joke of the day!
    10th May 2010 00:26
    14 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
  2. Lie detector~~!
    9th May 2010 23:54
    14 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
  3. emergency phone numbers!!!
    7th May 2010 23:26
    14 years, 7 months & 21 days ago
  4. interesting facts!
    7th May 2010 23:15
    14 years, 7 months & 21 days ago
  5. tht's mother!
    6th May 2010 02:37
    14 years, 7 months & 22 days ago
  6. best friend
    6th May 2010 00:21
    14 years, 7 months & 22 days ago
  7. aim high!!!!
    5th May 2010 02:35
    14 years, 7 months & 23 days ago
  8. secret of success
    19th Mar 2010 22:29
    14 years, 9 months & 8 days ago