15 ways to anoy ur family at Christmas

1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder.


2. Go to the mall with your family and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get off.


3. Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it.


4. Sit in a corner rocking back and forth chanting, Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town...


5. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.


6. Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (I.E. You know, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.


7.Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow.


8. Give your family members the gifts from the twelve days of Christmas song.


9. Build a snowperson with your family and place a hat on its head. When it doesn't come to life, cry hysterically it didn't work!


10. Tear down all your family's Christmas decorations yelling Bah Humbug!


11. Wake up every morning screaming Ghost of Christmas Future, please have mercy on my soul!


12. Tell your family you're moving out. Santa's buying you a house on 34th Street.


13. Ring jingle bells maniacally saying every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.


14. Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When your family asks, tell him/her I had to let them stay here, there's no room at the inn.


15. When any of your family goes to the bathroom, rearrange his/her possessions. Tell him/her that Santa's elves must have done it.