10 ways to get kicked out of wal mart
16 years, 11 months & 9 days ago
7th Dec 2007 14:43 10 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
1.STARE AT AN OFFICER AND WHEN HE ASKS YOU WHAT YOUR LOOKING AT SCREAM "HELP HELP GET ME OUT OF HERE"
2.THROWS SKITTLES AT RANDOM PEOPLE YELLING "TASTE THE RAINBOW"
3.LOOK AT A PACK OF MM'S AND YELL "1 DOLLAR FOR A PACK OF MM'S!" THEN KICK THE NEAREST PERSON AND YELL "RIP OFF ARTIST"
4.STAIR AT EVERY ONE WHO WALKS IN YELLING "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
5.STAIR AT EVERY ONE WHO WALKS IN AND YELL "37 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!" OR HOWEVER MANY DAYS
6.SPILL WATER ON RANDOM PEOPLE
7.RUNAROUND SREAMING "THE PEOPLE IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO KILL YOU!"
8.YELL "I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER" THEN WHEN YOU GET THERE TELL HIM TO LICK YOUR TOE
9.RUN TO THE MALE SECTION, AND DANCE AROUND SINGING," MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE STORE!"
10.RUN UP TO ALL OF THE CASHIERS AND ASK THEM FOR THEIR "GOODIES" SO YOU CAN STARE AT THEM