Hi I want your money because I spend money like a boss. I'm a swagger and I like potatoes. and, and, and I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
So yea. give me le money.