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ONE - Spell your name without vowels: Jml
TWO - Two what??
THREE - Whats your favorite number?: 13
FOUR - What color do you wear most?: Black.
FIVE - Least favorite color?: Brown.
SIX - Favorite candy?: Mmm... Reese's...
SEVEN - What do you smoke?: Sausages.
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: Define the word "happy"...
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Yeah, I get mistaken for Steve Buscemi almost daily.
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: No school for me.
ELEVEN - Do you shop at Hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: What'd you call me?
TWELVE - How do you make money?: By passing GO.
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: Your mom.
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: I don't. School is for fools!
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: Noooooo.
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?: Pregnant.
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: Flip Flops.
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: Yes, I DO have a pair of Elton John's as a matter of fact.
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?: Easy Street.
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now? Absolutely nothing.
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: I'd like to crush quite a few people right now.

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: I am mindless.
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Filling out a random survey.
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: No, but the day isn't over.
Honestly, do you watch Disney channel?: Only if being held hostage.
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Your mom.
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: Yes!
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: Life in general. It's maddening.
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: Yes.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: YES!
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: Maaaaaybe....
Honestly, do you have a friend you don???t actually like?: Probably.

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THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: Probably not without some sort of blowing utensil or gum or something.
Can you dance?: Like a dying fish!
Can you do a cart wheel?: Probably not in my 31 week pregnant status... I'm sure it'd be fun for people to watch me TRY tho.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: No, I'm not that talented.
Can you whistle?: No! And I can't figure out what the hell I'm supposed to do while I work!
Can you wiggle your ears?: Not by themselves...
Can you wiggle your nose?: Yes.
Can you roll your tongue?: No! Dude, what's up with that? Why am I deformed?
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: Wait, are you just making stuff up now?
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ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you???re mad?: I definitely try to stay away from sharp objects...
What???s the worst thing you???ve done when you were mad?: Well I haven't killed anyone yet, so I think that's all that matters. Although I DO stress the word "YET".
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: Well, I try.
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CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Hmm... if literally, then no... of course not. How would you even DO that? And survive, no less?
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yes.
Ever cried on your friend???s shoulder?: Probably, and I would have made sure to wipe snot on their sleeve as well.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Yes. Men are evil!
Ever cried over the same sex?: Yes. Women are evil!
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Depends on the severity of the injury I suppose...
Do certain songs make you cry?: Probably.
Do certain movies make you cry?: Yes. Stupid Notebook.
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HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: Nope.
What makes you the happiest?: My mini-me's.
Does being with your friends make you happy: Most of the time.
Do you believe in yourself?: Well, I believe I'm real if that's what you mean.
Do you wish you were happier?: Yes.
Is being happy overrated?: I wouldn't know dammit!
Can music make you happy?: Sometimes.
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LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: A fair few.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you???d die for them?: Yes.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ???I love you????: Who the hell else is there?
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HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: Abso-freakin-lutely.
Have you ever been on a hit list?: It wouldn't surprise me.
Are you a mean bully?: No.
Do you hate George Bush?: No?
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SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: Yes.
Do you think you're good looking?: Nope.
Do you wish you could be someone else?: I wanna be like Mike.
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LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: I don't even think there is a word to even describe my hair right now.
Current piercings?: 2 holes in each ear, tongue, eyebrow, labret and a secret piercing that you'd have to know me VERY well to know about.
Have any tattoos?: Butterfly on my ankle, Cat in a crescent moon with "mom" on my inner ankle, cherries on other ankle, and on my back there's a rose, a butterfly and two Kanji symbols.
Straight hair or curly?: It's just... there.
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CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: A hideous pink maternity shirt.
Necklace(s)?: Nope.
Bracelet(s)?: A watch... does that count?
Shoes?: Oh hell no.
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HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: Yep.
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: When I was in high school I did that a few times.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: Nope! Thank GOD!
Laughed so hard you cried?: YES!!!
Got in a fight with someone?: Not a physical fight.
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THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: Chris.
Person you talked to online?: Brittney.
Person you hugged?: Chris.
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RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: Sometimes. Depends on how bored I am.
Do you get along with your parents?: N/A
Do you have mental breakdowns?: I'm about to...
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CURRENT:
Current mood: broccoli is sooo cooled off!!
Current music: Nada.
Current hair style: Up.
Current crush: Orange.
Current thing I ought to be doing: Sleeping?
Current windows open: Marapets, Facebook, Myspace, My Yahoo, Yahoo Mail.
Current desktop picture: Paige.
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THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: Nope.
Did you ever run away from home?: Nope.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: Yep.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Nope.
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THE DOS:
Do you know how to swim?: Yep.
Do you like roller coasters?: LOVE them!
Do you own a bike?: Nope.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Oh hell no.
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THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: I don't think so?
Does your car get good gas mileage?: Not really.
Does your family have family picnics?: Um, no.
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THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes. Too many.
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Oh yeah.
Have you ever painted your nails?: Yeah.
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THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: 5'7
How much money do you have on you right now?: Um... no pockets... but there might be some change in the couch?
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THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: Chris.
Last thing someone said to you?: "Night, hun."
Last thing you said out loud?: "Night!"

Mood: I believe I already answered broccoli is sooo cooled off.
Listening to: The fan. Good God it's loud!
Reading: Stupid survey questions...
Watching: My life pass in front of my eyes.
Playing: With myself.
Eating: KitKats and Reese's.
Drinking: Pepsi.
100. Are you posting this as 100 truths? = No, I'm posting it as "Nothing better to do than THIS???".