Don't read this, you'll die of boredom.

These are my firsts.. Copy and paste this note into your notes, delete my answers, and fill yours in.

1. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
No, I'm pretty sure he got hit by a car or eaten by an alligator or something just as horrific. At least, that's what I imagined so it's my story and I'm sticking to it.

2. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Brandy. And let me just say... ew.

3. What was your FIRST job?
Working the copper mines in Morenci, Arizona. It was tough back then, and everyone had to pitch in. Nah, kidding I had a sit down job.

4. What was your FIRST car?
Does the city bus count?

5. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Well... TECHNICALLY it was my husband. But he was only texting me BACK. No one has initiated a text conversation with me today on their own. I'm lonely.

6. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Lady Gaga.

7. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Mrs. King. Wow. I can't believe I remember that.

8. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
I went to Dover, Delaware. How exciting.

9. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
Her name is Andrea. And yes, actually we still talk. I met her in 4th grade. And now I'm 32. You do the math.

10. Where was your FIRST sleep over?
It was at this chick's house that I don't remember her name, but I DO remember that we watched Fright Night and Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and I was too scared to go to bed so my mom had to come get me. LOL

11. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Bella. My daughter.

12. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
I don't remember who they were... but I was a pretty little flower girl. Maybe I didn't know them at all? It could have just been a drive by wedding. I saw it, jumped out, played the flower girl and then ran. Bet they never saw it coming.

13. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
I went back to sleep.

14. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Blues Traveler. And I didn't even really like them. It was a favor for a friend.

15. FIRST broken bone?
I broke my right rib just a couple years ago. Check it out, I was trying to step over the baby gate and my foot caught on the top of it. I tried to catch my balance and my ankle rolled and I went down on my knee, and then wham fell with my elbow slamming me right in the rib cage. I couldn't walk for a week and broke my rib. Go ahead. Laugh. I would have if it happened to you!

16. FIRST piercing
Ears of course. Had them done when I was 6 months old.

17. FIRST foreign country you've gone to?
Mexico.

19. FIRST movie you remember seeing?
Toughie... I know I saw tons before this, but The Rescuers Down Under really stands out for some reason, so I'll say that.

20. When was your FIRST detention?
Ha. I was a goody goody, no detention for me!

22. Who was your FIRST roommate?
I guess my first "roommate" that I lived with outside my first home with mom and dad would have to be my bff Marti.

23. If you had one wish, what would it be?
I'll go the selfish route. MONEY. GIMME LOTS OF MONEY!

24. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
Piano. I always wanted to learn the piano.

25. Did you marry the FIRST person to ask for your hand in marriage/ you asked to marry?
Yeah. Didn't go so well...

26. What was the first sport you were involved in?
Soccer.

27. What were the first lessons you ever took?
I took piano lessons for all of like 4 lessons and then my mom decided she couldn't afford it. BLAST!

28. What is the first thing you do when you get home?
Strip down to my skivvies. My house is "clothing optional".