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  1. READ. NOW. READ. NOW.
    27th Sep 2009 05:28
    15 years, 1 month & 19 days ago
  2. this made me laugh
    27th Sep 2009 05:18
    15 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  3. how true
    27th Sep 2009 05:07
    15 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  4. written by a guy
    27th Sep 2009 03:36
    15 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  5. hahaha lol. ways to get kicked out of K-mart
    26th Sep 2009 06:23
    15 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  6. total blond moments!!
    26th Sep 2009 05:23
    15 years, 1 month & 21 days ago
  7. baby im sorry
    26th Sep 2009 05:15
    15 years, 1 month & 21 days ago
this made me laugh
15 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
27th Sep 2009 05:18

OMGTHIS IS SOO FUNNY
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

  1. READ. NOW. READ. NOW.
    27th Sep 2009 05:28
    15 years, 1 month & 19 days ago
  2. this made me laugh
    27th Sep 2009 05:18
    15 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  3. how true
    27th Sep 2009 05:07
    15 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  4. written by a guy
    27th Sep 2009 03:36
    15 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  5. hahaha lol. ways to get kicked out of K-mart
    26th Sep 2009 06:23
    15 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  6. total blond moments!!
    26th Sep 2009 05:23
    15 years, 1 month & 21 days ago
  7. baby im sorry
    26th Sep 2009 05:15
    15 years, 1 month & 21 days ago