hahaha lol. ways to get kicked out of K-mart

some ways 2 get kicked out of K-mart!




i got these from a forum and put a * by my favorites!

*put a dora doll in the middle of the isle then when someone picks it up scream swiper no swiping

*??? act like ur talkin on ur cellphone say u were supposed to set off the bomb after i left ???

Take a little boy with glasses and say "your a wizard harry"

*take a cart and start ramming it into the wall. when someone asks u wht ur doing, scream "IM GOING TO HOGWARTS!!"

follow ppl around singing the Jaws theme song

grin insanely at random people

dress up in camo with a friend, like with the black under ur eyes and random leafs on u and roll around on the ground and act like ur on a secret mission

put makeup in mens carts

*hide in a circular rack and when someone comes by pop out and scream

During Halloween put on a costume and run around shouting trick or tweat!

Go in to the toy aisle, open a light saber. And run around poking people, and shouting Luke I Am Your Father!

*Whenever someone comes on the intercom drop to the floor, curl in a ball and scream loudly, "Make the voices stop"