My pets' names

Some of you probably dont know what some of my pets' names mean. I get them mostly off of dictionary.com when they are the word of the day and I like them Thank you dictionary.com!!!!

Adduce: adduce \uh-DOOS; -DYOOS\, verb:
to offer as a reason in support of an argument; bring up as an example; give as proof or evidence; cite

Effulgence: effulgence \i-FUL-juhn(t)s\, noun:
The state of being bright and radiant; splendor; brilliance.

Zante: as in Zante currants, mini raisins that taste really good

Blonde Moments (and im not even blonde)

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=3

[x] You have run into a wall.
[x] You have run into a table.
[x] You have tripped over nothing.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ]People have called you slow.
total=8

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
total=3

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total=3

[ ]You have eaten a bug.
[ ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total=1

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total=3

Total Blonde Moments=21/40
wow im just amazing

No offense to blondes out there cuz i didnt make this up