Ways 2 b REALLY annoying!
15 years, 1 month & 21 days ago
25th Sep 2009 17:45 ways to be REALLY annoying
How To Get Kicked Out Of WalMart
A couple of ways to get kicked out of walmart.
-Grab bebe gun, load with skittles. Shoot at people and scream TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
-Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
-Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
-Take fishing poll, put chocolate on line. Fling line at peoples hair and say I GOT SOMTHIN!!
-Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
-Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
-Grab barbie. Throw at clerk and say I'M A BARBIE GIRL!!!!!
-Go Up To The Manager And Ask If They Have Sandwichs Shaped Like A Witch And When They Say No Scream Your Afraid Of Witchs
-Throw oranges at people yelling: "UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN!!"
WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON AN ELEVATOR
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
14. Swat at flies that don't exist.
15. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
17. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
18. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
20. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
21. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Stare, grinning.
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42 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS
THIS IS 42 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!! :
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.
26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.
27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to your parents!
28. Pass out bananas
29. Ask how much is 1 Hershey's kiss
30. Skip down the aisles singing "I've been working on the railroad......"
31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself
32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.
33. Camp out in the frozen food section.
34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.
35. Give random old people your number
36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.
37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.
38. Yell mango
39. Stand in front of a store, not letting anyone in
40. Call yourself nicknames like tree and nerd and hoppy
41. Say their name until they answer you and say "Hi!" and run off
42.look at them till they get anoyed
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WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHERS
Ways to annoy your teachers
1.when they give out test sa my names not on it
2.when they give out tests say I DONT KNOW THE ANSWERES WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS!!!!!
3.when chewing gum always keep a few packs with you when they say go spit it out spit it out and put a new peice in and when they say spit it out pull out all the *full* packs and say it might be a while
4.go up to them and say umm i got to go to the bathroom and when they say yes you may sit back down in your seat
5.say your teacers name alot and when they say yes say nevermind or dont say anything and give them a are you talking to me PUNK look
6.Dont do homework and say umm i didnt do it beacuse i didnt
7.Walk into class dancing the Macarena XD
8.hind behind the curtians with your feet in full view
9.If they're no good, tell the other teachers
10.Play charades across the classroom
11.Come in in full Jedi outfit; try to use the Force to make her cancel the test
12.Constantly raise your hand and when called on, say that you forgot what you were going to say.
13.Use your iPod or phone during class. Put it away as soon as they see you.
14.Follow her or him around. This bugs my teacher because you're supposed to be getting your work done, but you're not.
15.Interrupt the teacher during math class, while she is teaching you another way to subtract, you could yell out "This is boring!"
16.Walk around when class is going on. This bugs your teacher because you are supposed to be doing work.
17.When your teacher tells you to get your stuff don't get it. Instead get it in class.
18.Talk. Don't do any work.
19.Ask to go to the restroom every five seconds. Your teacher will get mad because you are not doing work.
20.Pretend you are sick for a long time, and if you don't get caught for a year, go on the last day so you get your report card.
21.Pull all the books off the shelves. This bugs my teacher because if she does not catch you, she has to pick it up.
22.Sleep during class. I have never done this because it is always noisy.
23.Run in the class room. This really bugs my teacher. I wrote this book because all this stuff really bugs my teacher.
24.Shove the heaviest book off your desk. If anyone looks at you, say it was an accident.
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