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  1. Pizza syndrome
    8th Jan 2010 19:59
    14 years, 10 months & 7 days ago
  2. mah siggehs
    1st Jan 2010 15:21
    14 years, 10 months & 14 days ago
  3. guestbook
    2nd Sep 2009 12:24
    15 years, 2 months & 13 days ago
  4. Believe
    31st Aug 2009 09:41
    15 years, 2 months & 15 days ago
  5. dont let this happen (must read)
    24th Aug 2009 15:09
    15 years, 2 months & 22 days ago
  6. missions
    24th Aug 2009 10:36
    15 years, 2 months & 22 days ago
  7. Hall of fame
    16th Aug 2009 10:09
    15 years, 2 months & 30 days ago
Pizza syndrome
14 years, 10 months & 7 days ago
8th Jan 2010 19:59

syptoms if you have it.
obbsesion of candy canes
think girls pwn
christmas is favourite holiday
ur awsome
<33333 elf
radomness
do <333333's
pyro
watch my spoon is too big on youtube atleast once a day
cant stop smiling
cures:
eat candycanes=)
more will be updated as they come in


guestbook
15 years, 2 months & 13 days ago
2nd Sep 2009 12:24

started september 2nd 09
please sign

Believe
15 years, 2 months & 15 days ago
31st Aug 2009 09:41

Stand up for God!!

girl went to a party and
she ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a
few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
She asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she
decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he were
waiting
for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of
quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.
The following day, she read in
the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been beaten in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.
The police asked her if she would
be willing to
look
at a lineup to see if
she could identify
him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.
When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.
She asked if they would ask the man one
question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked
her.
When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't
alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on both sides of
her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never
alone. Did you know that 98% of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?
Repost this if you truly
believe
in
God..
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter
what
"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in
front of my
Father"
STAND UP FOR HIM
98% wont post this
are you part of the 2% that will????????

dont let this happen (must read)
15 years, 2 months & 22 days ago
24th Aug 2009 15:09

Female comebacks

Female ComeBacks


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
....
...
..
.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
.
..
...
....
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
....
...
..
.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
....
...
..
.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
.
..
...
....
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
....
...
..
.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
.
..
...
....
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
....
...
..
.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
.
..
...
....
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
....
...
..
.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
.
..
...
....
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
....
...
..
.
If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
.
..
...
....
CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
....
...
..
.
DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

  1. Pizza syndrome
    8th Jan 2010 19:59
    14 years, 10 months & 7 days ago
  2. mah siggehs
    1st Jan 2010 15:21
    14 years, 10 months & 14 days ago
  3. guestbook
    2nd Sep 2009 12:24
    15 years, 2 months & 13 days ago
  4. Believe
    31st Aug 2009 09:41
    15 years, 2 months & 15 days ago
  5. dont let this happen (must read)
    24th Aug 2009 15:09
    15 years, 2 months & 22 days ago
  6. missions
    24th Aug 2009 10:36
    15 years, 2 months & 22 days ago
  7. Hall of fame
    16th Aug 2009 10:09
    15 years, 2 months & 30 days ago