How to annoy people
15 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
19th Apr 2009 06:44 1.Walk into walls
2.keep saying why if somebody said something
3.climb over hang on to your fence and say 'hello' every time somebody goes to their garden
4.Keep saying i love you in topics
5.knock at somebodies door and when they ask who it is, dont answere and knock again
6.Run to somebody and say that their face is funny and then run away
7.stalk somebody from behind and sing the shark bai song
8.try to climb a wall
9.when your walking and you see a tree scream TREE!!!And make a scene and hug each tree
10.go to each stranger and say hello
11.pretend to have fallen off your bie with ketchup on your face like blood and when somebody tries to help you say i ripped my pants and then run away
12.keep following a person
13. scream out loud 'NO I WILL NOT CLIP YOUR TOE NAILS!!!' if your with a friend
14.keep saying somebodies name
15. keep saying OOOH IM GOOD! after any sentence you say
16.Ask if they have a pet rock over and over again
17.go to a friend and say 'OMG IS IT REALLY YOU!?' from behind and then turn to their face and say 'oops ive mistaken you for ugly Betty'
18. run to a friend and shout' I HATE YOU!!!' and run away crying
19.cry and say that your pet rock died.
20.get a fake thing that looks like somebodies item and break it
21.go to a friend who liked bugs and get a fake bug or something with looks like a bug and say awww and then throw it on the floor and step on it violently
22.do an animal noise randomly
23.Put your face really close to theirs while they're facing a
different direction, tap them on the shoulder, and watch them
jump when they turn to face you.
24.Copy their actions and everything they say.
25.Step on the backs of their heels while they're walking
26.Yell across a crowded room to them: "Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!"
27.Pretend you don't understand what they're saying, no matter how
much they yell and how slowly they say it.
28.When somebody asks, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" reply, "No, all
of them."
29.Ask an artist, "It's not finished yet, is it?"
30.When your in a lift at each stop at a floor say 'ding!'
31.when your in a drive through change your accent to funny
32.If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
33.Name your dog "Dog."
34.Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up
35.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
36.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
37.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
38.Tell 1-800 that they sound hot and ask for a date
39.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places
40.Bring to your class room or any room a onion and declare him king onion and put it next or on top of a radiator so when people come later on the room smells
41.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show
42.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
43.Repeat everything someone says as a question
44.Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps
45.When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
46.Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave
47.Go to a clothes shop and ask'is this the clothes shop?'
48.Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.
49.Llend a book to someone, but staple the middle together
50.Spel easy wordds rong
51.Never laugh at what they say.
52.when somebody is talking to you just stay silent and then a few seconds later burp loudly
53.Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
54.Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
55.While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
56.Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
57.during a test in school click your pen or tap your pen or pencil on the table
58.run into a glass door
59.Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice
60.phone a shop and ask for a T.V , but prounounce it tv and when you want a P.C prounounce it tv in a funny accent
Hope you enjoyed!
please comment!i did some of these things...like walking into walls and the onion one and the number 60...etc
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