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  1. Female Comebacks
    27th Jan 2010 15:05
    14 years, 9 months & 19 days ago
  2. OMG FREAKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    18th Sep 2009 17:28
    15 years, 1 month & 28 days ago
  3. Pams_Angel
    22nd Feb 2009 10:38
    15 years, 8 months & 23 days ago
  4. Do you know someone with cancer?
    12th Sep 2008 04:08
    16 years, 2 months & 2 days ago
Female Comebacks
14 years, 9 months & 19 days ago
27th Jan 2010 15:05

female comebacks

Female comebacks

Female ComeBacks


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

OMG FREAKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15 years, 1 month & 28 days ago
18th Sep 2009 17:28






NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's
worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's
people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.








2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.






3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.





NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!



4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th,and 6th
spots.






5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.






GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!




6. Finally, make a wish.





And now the key for the game.....




1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.






2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.






3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.






4. You care most about the person you put in 4






5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.






6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.






7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.






8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.





9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.





10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life


NOW...put this on ur blog within the hour you read this...IF you do..your
wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite !!!!

This is weird number 7 is my crush and it came out right....

Pams_Angel
15 years, 8 months & 23 days ago
22nd Feb 2009 10:38

Pam was my grandmothers name.She died sept.12 2008 of cancer.She was a survivor for over 10 years.I miss her a lot and at first i thought Nah no big deal but now when i think of her i try not to cry.i miss her dearly but know god is taking care of her.I wish she was alive but she isn't .I miss you sad.gifcry.gif

Do you know someone with cancer?
16 years, 2 months & 2 days ago
12th Sep 2008 04:08

my mom's mom had cancer ,she has been a surivivor for over 10 years ,she passed today friday the 12th of september 2008. My dad's dad died last year of cancer one day before his birthday. almost forgot my mom's brother - my uncle - died of cancer when he was 1 and a half.

  1. Female Comebacks
    27th Jan 2010 15:05
    14 years, 9 months & 19 days ago
  2. OMG FREAKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    18th Sep 2009 17:28
    15 years, 1 month & 28 days ago
  3. Pams_Angel
    22nd Feb 2009 10:38
    15 years, 8 months & 23 days ago
  4. Do you know someone with cancer?
    12th Sep 2008 04:08
    16 years, 2 months & 2 days ago