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  1. Female Comebacks!
    2nd Aug 2008 08:19
    16 years, 3 months & 13 days ago
  2. BOY VS. GIRL
    1st Aug 2008 08:35
    16 years, 3 months & 14 days ago
  3. Test Your Eyes! Part 2
    26th Jul 2008 13:05
    16 years, 3 months & 20 days ago
  4. How Crazy Are You???
    26th Jul 2008 10:51
    16 years, 3 months & 20 days ago
  5. Welcome To My Profile!!??????!!??????
    18th Jul 2008 15:05
    16 years & 4 months ago
  6. Test Your Eyes!
    16th Jul 2008 06:29
    16 years, 4 months & 2 days ago
  7. ROCK ON!
    16th Jul 2008 06:25
    16 years, 4 months & 2 days ago
Female Comebacks!
16 years, 3 months & 13 days ago
2nd Aug 2008 08:19

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen


BOY VS. GIRL
16 years, 3 months & 14 days ago
1st Aug 2008 08:35

YOUR BOY SIDE:
[] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[X] dogs are better then cats
[] its hilarious when people get hurt
[X] you've played with/against boys on a team
[] shopping is torture
[] sad movies suck
[X] you own an XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[] you own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[] you watch sports on TV
[] gory movies are cool
[] you go to your dad for advice
[] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[] you used to/do collect football collector cards
[] baggy sweatpants are sweet
[] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[X] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[X] sports are fun
[] you talk with food in your mouth
[] you sleep at night with your socks on
[] you hate claires the store
total: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[x] you love to shop
[] you wear eyeliner
[x] you wear the color pink
[] you go to your mom for advice
[x] you consider cheerleading a sport
[] you hate wearing the color black
[x] you like going to the mall
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelry
[x] you cried watching Eight Below
[] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[x] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] you dont like the movie Star Wars
[x] you are/were in gymnastics
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower get dressed and make up
[x] you smile alot more than you should
[x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like
[] you like wearing dresses when you can
[x] you wear body spray/perfume
[x] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting makeup on others
[x] you like being the star of almost everything
[x] pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL = 20

Test Your Eyes! Part 2
16 years, 3 months & 20 days ago
26th Jul 2008 13:05

Find the Mistake!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Once u found the mistake
Find The O in the Q's

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQOQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

Ohhhhh!hard wasnt it!
Now find the mistake!

12345679810

GOOD JOB!
Now!
Find The I in The L's
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLILLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

OK great job!
now.make a wish!
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O
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OOO
OOOO
OOOOO
OOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOO
OOOOO
OOOO
OOO
OO
O

YAY! you made your wish! YIPEE!
Now heres something extra special!
If you copy and paste this onto your blog then you get a chance for an extr wiah once you do that come back and you can skip the test your etes part and just go right to the wish!
GOOD LUCK!


Welcome To My Profile!!??????!!??????
16 years & 4 months ago
18th Jul 2008 15:05

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  1. Female Comebacks!
    2nd Aug 2008 08:19
    16 years, 3 months & 13 days ago
  2. BOY VS. GIRL
    1st Aug 2008 08:35
    16 years, 3 months & 14 days ago
  3. Test Your Eyes! Part 2
    26th Jul 2008 13:05
    16 years, 3 months & 20 days ago
  4. How Crazy Are You???
    26th Jul 2008 10:51
    16 years, 3 months & 20 days ago
  5. Welcome To My Profile!!??????!!??????
    18th Jul 2008 15:05
    16 years & 4 months ago
  6. Test Your Eyes!
    16th Jul 2008 06:29
    16 years, 4 months & 2 days ago
  7. ROCK ON!
    16th Jul 2008 06:25
    16 years, 4 months & 2 days ago