Twilight

Twilight is the best book ever!

From Twilight:
"'Please tell me just one little theory.' His eyes still smoldered at me.
'Um, well, bitten by a radioactive spider?' Was he a hypnotist, too? Or was I just a hopeless pushover?
'That's not very creative," he scoffed.
'I'm sorry, that's all I've got,' I said, miffed.
'You're not even close,' he teased.
'No spiders?'
'Nope.'
'And no radioactivity?'
'None.'
'Dang,' I sighed.
'Kryptonite doesn't bother me either,' he chuckled."
-- Edward and Bella

From Eclipse:
"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."
??? Edward Cullen

From Breaking Dawn:
Alice: Ill play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.
Edward: Why dont you just tell me who wins?
Alice: I do. Excellent.

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
??? Bella