9 things I get annoyed by people

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where is yours?

2. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"..... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

3. When people say "Life is short" What?? Life is the longest
thing anyone ever has!! What can you do that's longer?

4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Well
yea! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

5. When people say "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is!
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor! Duh, of course I did!

7. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room
for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.

8. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it. Couldn't be new!

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?"
If the bus came would I be standing here?