Me + Emma = ... IDIOTS

The unbelievably stupid and random talks we have:

1: The Volcanic... URRRR... People?

OK, so it started of with me being pushed down a volcano by Miss Field. 0.0 [the volcano has no lava so it's just hot rock] and breaking both of my legs and was stuck there for 2 weeks. Then Emma got pushed down by Miss Field for being annoying. [Duhhh Emma's naturally annoying] and then the random chainsaw man comes in!. Well half way down the volcano he's standing there with a chainsaw and Emma's arms where flailing everywhere... he cut em off. So I was there with no working legs and Emma came down [along with her arms detached]. I somehow ate her arms. 0.0

Anyway we decided to super-glue our bodies together so she had working legs and I had working arms. How we got super-glue we will never know... So we climbed out of the volcano and the man who cut Emma's arms off was there toasting marsh-mellows over the volcano. So we pushed him down there and unfortunately... we came down with him... so he started attacking us with his chain-saw. So ended up cutting us up into tiny pieces and stole the super-glue and then climbed up the volcano again. She mine and Emma's eye-balls were rolling about the place then... the volcano exploded! and we all died


2: FORCE SARDINE!!!

OK, so me and Emma were practicing our singing when Emma and me look at each other. She reads the Alex Rider series btw. She screams 'FORCE' and I yell 'SARDINE' and then run aroung the room screaming 'FORCE SARDINE!!!!!!' then we went to lunch. After we went to the changing rooms and got our swimming goggles and put them on. Once put on we went round school screaming 'FORCE SARDINE! WEARING GOGGLES!' and entered the library jumping about still screaming it. The librarians and Prefects stared at us and we got kicked out of the library -.-'. and our funny attempts to enter:

A) We said we were members of force sardine and showed them our hand which had a card saying FORCE SARDINE on it imprinted on the palm of our hands. They didn't buy it

Kinda a speech: ME/ Were on a special mission. We believe that your library is under attack.. Emma/ Oh yes, oh yes, yes, yes Under attack from Force Tree zone yes, yes, yes.. Me/ Emma? Shut it.
They still didn't by it.

C) We ran screaming 'WE ARE FORCE SARDINE!!! WE ARE ALLOWED IN THE LIBRARY!!!!'

Sadly, none of them worked.

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