15 years, 10 months & 22 days ago
24th Dec 2008 06:55 library
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"life is like a box of chocolates..you never know wat you'll get"
-Forest Gump XD
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[O.o] - O rly?
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[O.O] - NO WAI!
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Batteries
Cleaning Products
Computers
Contact Lenses
DVDs
Flowers
Frozen Foods
Male Clothing
Musical Instruments
Pots of Paint
Sunglasses
Tools
Vegetables
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Appliances
Balloons
Chocolate
Costumes
Eggs
Female Shoes
Minipet Food
Minipets
Pearls
School Supplies
Seeds
Sushi
Weapons
2|7
Armour
Bakery
Candy
Charity
Giant Vegetables
Gourmet Meat
Halloween Treats
Illegal Concoctions
Male Shoes
Pizza
Soft Drinks
Wallpaper
Wigs
3|8
Books
Canned Food
Car Parts
Fast Food
Fruits
Furniture
Giant Flowers
Hair Dye
Ice Cream
Potions
Stars
Voodoo Dolls
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CDs
Charms
Cooking Ingredients
Female Clothing
Flooring
Giant Fruits
Lipsticks
Magic
Medicine
Stamps
Toys
Trading Cards
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Come with me and you will see a place called Candied Island.Who needs Candied Island? It's safer at the docks.But there ain't no blahblah or sodi-pop tricklin' down the rocks.It's dangerous and risky; BUT adventurous and free!ADVENTURE THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME!There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea!....Doesn't sound very good to me.
rah rah ah ah ah
roma rom ma ma
ga ga ooh la la
want your bad romance.
(?? ????????????s?????? ???????? op o?? ??u??????????os ???????? ??,up??p s??????????suo?? ?????? ???????? ??do?? ?? ??p???????????? s?????? ???? ???????? o?? ??????????q p???? ?? ??????????o ??????????u??op ??p??sdn ????????????????????x???? ?????? ????s o?? p??????????s ??????????????????s??no?? o?? ??o?? ?? u?????? pu?? 's??????ss???? ????u ???? ??u??p?????? ??sn?? s???? ?? ????????????o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR20sV_ZuJc&feature=PlayList&p=26FD2AE8E2E9CBC7&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=28
pinkcatz13
??? Play. The Moments
?????? Pause. The Memories
??? Stop. The Pain
?????? Rewind. The Happiness
A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.
The proctologist fainted.
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cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs, cpoy it itno yuor sgianture
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a
stress management technique recommended in all the latest
psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work
and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm
rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling
in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain
air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic
place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills
the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so clear that you can easily make
out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling
already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might
benefit from this technique.
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever.
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Things to do in an elevator
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
???Got enough air in there????
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say ???You???re one of THEM??? then back away slowly
7) say ???DING!??? at every floor
8) say ???I wonder what these do???? then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce ??? I don???t have any socks on???
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask ??? Is that your beeper????
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce ??? This is my personal space???
14) when there???s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn???t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you???re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say ??? Hey Greg, how was your day????
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
???Hey that???s mine!???
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you???re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don???t exist
22) Call out ???Group hug!??? then enforce it..............
Sad,that nobody cares about your personality as long as you look good,but that's the way it is.
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Sex, drugs, and rock&roll, speed, weed and birth control; lifes a _ and then you die, so _ this world lets get HIGH!
why go to high school if you can go to school high?
?? Copyright Anete, 2010.
Plase note that this is NOT a stock photo, you're not allowed to use/edit/post somewhere else/manipulate this or any other or my work.
(for DA)
1. Vai var paraud??t zem ??dens?
2. Vai tie kuri sazin??s z??mju valod??, galv?? redz k?? kust??s rokas? K?? vi??i uztver v??rdus?
3. K??p??c kad jaut?? - Ko ??emtu l??dzi uz neapdz??votas salas, neviens neiedom??jas teikt - LAIVU??
4. T?? k?? ir, gaismas ??trums un ska??as ??trums, vai ir ar?? smar??as ??trums?
5. K?? saukt vannasistabu, ja taj?? nav vannas?
6. K?? sauc bizbizm??r??tes t??vi??us?
7. Kas notiek ja tevi p??rbied?? l??dz n??vei... Divreiz p??c k??rtas?
8. Ja esi elle, uz kurieni s??t??t k??du uz ko esi dusm??gs?
9. K??p??c kvadratam nem??ra diametru?
10. K??ds ir tumsas ??trums?
11. Kad cilv??ks zaud?? svaru, kur tas paliek?
12. Kad izgudrija pirmo elektronisko pulksteni, k?? vi??i zin??ja cik ir pareizs laiks ko uzst??d??t?
13. Kad kaut kas izbal?? saul??, kur paliek kr??sa?
14. Kad maskuballe ierodas k??ds, kur?? sev p??rvilcis palagu, vi???? ir spoks vai matracis?
15. Kur paliek baltums kad izk??st sniegs?
16. Kur atrodas Vec - Z??lande?
17. K?? z??l??j?? var??ja uzst??d??t z??mi - "Pa z??l??ju staigat liegts" ?
18. Kur?? bija tas kas atv??ra austeri un teica - " skat, skat, skat! Vai tad ??is neizskat??s gardi?!" ?
19. K?? ar romie??u cipariem raksta nulli?
20. Kur?? bija tas kas skat??j??s uz govi un teica - " Es spaid????u tos ??enganos izaugumus un dzer??u, lai ar?? kas tur tec??tu ??r??." ?
21. Kur?? bija pirmais kas redz??ja k?? ola izn??k no vistas paka??as un izdom??ja, ka tas var??tu b??t gana labs ????anai?
22. K??p??c roz??nes sauc par roz??n??m ja t??s ir iz????v??tas v??nogas? K??p??c t??s vnk nesauc par ????v??t??m v??nog??m?
23. Ja benz??ntanku darba laiks ir 24/7 365 dienas gad??, tad k??p??c to durv??m ir sl??dzene?
24. K??p??c mums nekut kad sevi kutin??m?
25. Kap??c Noa sav?? ????irst?? sav??ca kukai??us?
26. Ja bru??urupucim nav bru??u vi???? ir bezpajumtnieks vai kails?
27. k??p??c c??k??m ir saskrullin??ta aste?
28. K??p??c ir vispasaules kr??ze, kur palika visa nauda?
29. K??p??c ra??o ma????nas kas var uzspiest l??dz pat 260 ja gandr??z visur at??autais ??trums ir 120?
30. K??p??c stereliz?? adatu pirms let??las injekcijas?
31. K??p??c cilv??ki uzbrauc augst??s m??j??s, samaks?? naudu, skat??s t??lskat??, lai citas ??kas redz??tu tuvpl??n???
32. Ja pie teflona nekad nekas nepiel??p, tad k?? pan??ca, ka teflons turas pie pannas?
33. K??p??c m??s sakam "bikses" ja runa ir par vienu ap????rba gabalu?
34. Kap??c m??s mazg??jam vannasistabas dvie??us? Vai tad m??s neesam t??ri kad tos lietojam?
35. K??p??c Donalds Daks izn??kot no du??as ap vidukli aps??jis dvieli, ja ikdien?? vi??a vien??gais ap????rbs ir krekls?
36. Ja laiks dzied?? visas r??tas, tad k??p??c neaizaug naba?
37. K??p??c saule padara gai????kus matus, bet tum????ku ??du?
38. Ja tu nevari dzert un braukt, tad k??p??c pie b??riem ir st??vlaukumi?
39. K??p??c to ko dara ??rsti sauc par "praksi' ?
40. K??p??c alfab??t?? burti ir tie??i t??d?? sec??b???
41. Tagad kad Microsoft ir tik liels, to nevajadz??tu p??rsaukt par Macrosoft?
42. Tu zini to mazo, neizn??cin??mo melno kasti lidma????n??s? K??p??c nevar visu lidma????nu izveidot no t?? pa??a materi??la?
43. K??p??c nav speci??la nosaukuma p??du virspusei? (no pot??tes l??dz pirkstiem)
44. Ja cilv??ki ir c??lu??ies no p??rti??iem, tad k??p??c joproj??m ir t??da suga - p??rti??i?
45. Ja maize vnm kr??t ar sviestu uz leju un ka??is uz k??j??m, tad kas notiek ja ka??im pie muguras piesien sviestmaizi ar sviestu uz aug??u?
Me??a mal?? d??????tis, Taj?? peld bebra l??????tis, Vaidzi??i tam b??li, b??li, Laikam aizrijies ar z??li.
Music is my Drug,Youtube is my dealer.
i agree nd i hte hw dey ac su sezi lyk dey r doin' sumthin rite dey r su dum cux we r hotr n dey r ulgy n ya
Jenifer Love
Spell out your name!
A=HOT
B=loves chocolate
C= good kisser
D=makes ppl laff
E=has gorgeous eyes
F=ppl wild and crazy adore u
G=very outgoing
H=easy to fall in love with
I=loves to laff and smile
J=is really sweet
K=really silly
L=smile to die for
M=makes dating fun, loved by every1
N=is kinda shy and embarrased to talk to opposite gender
O=has one of the best personalities ever
P=popular wit all types of ppl
Q=a hyprocrite
R=good boyfriend or girlfriend
S=cute
T=VERY good kisser
U=ez 2 fall in love wit
V=not judgmental
W=broad minded
X=never let ppl tell u wat 2 do
Y=luved by eyery1
Z=is the coolest person ever!
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