Non LE dilemma

A non LE is a term commonly used to refer to Not Limited Edition pets. They are ranked the lowest in terms of worth by the other players.

The reason behind their worthlessness is that since any player can create one at any time for free, that they are worthless. If we take that same train of thought and applied it to real life, many to most of the animals in our pounds today would be equally worthless.

It's just a pixel, that's true. But if you're looking at a chibs, someone at some point probably spent real life money to buy that pixel. What does that say about the add for kittens in the paper that reads "Free to a good home"?

The number of limited Edition species now outweighs that of Non-LE. If the Limited edition pets are supposed to be so rare or special when compared to non-les, why make so many?

If marapets suddenly up and switched the pet around so Le's were suddenly Non-le and Non-le were the Les, the pound would probably be a Chibs buffet while gonk potions went for mint in the trades.

A game is a game, your money is yours, and you choose how you apply them.

Purifying's Lemon Panic

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Purifying the angel fasoro was walking home with her new brother Willum who had recently become a vampire. The cheerful goofy pet had already proclaimed the Yuni her best friend much to his chargin.

The fasoro was too hyper, spastic, and not particularly logical. After all, what angel calls a vampire her best friend?

The two had just gotten home and at their door step sat a great big lemon. A giant lemon of course. Willum the Yuni poked at it with one red hoof and a raised eyebrow.

"Must be from secret Santa or something. Oh well, when life gives you lemons make-" He looked over at Purifying and froze mid sentance.

The fasoro was staring at the lemon in horror. Her eyes were the size of dinner plates, her jaw had dropped, her tail looked like a bottle brush, and she was as stiff as board. Willum's ears drooped.

"Purifying?"

"By all things great and poofy! Will! Do you know what this means?" The Yuni's eyes narrowed.

"We are not going on a great quest to reunite this fruit with it's mother." She shook her head.

"No no! We can't do that! It's a monster! We have to get rid of it Will!" The fasoro was getting worked up now.

"Uh, I don't follow. Want some lemonade? I know a great recipe, just a little sugar, some blood to take down the acid-"

"We have to destroy it." Willum the vampire Yuni did not like the sounds of that.

"What? Waste perfectly food? I know you weren't raised like that!" Purifying shook her head.

"No, no! Not like that! Let me explain-"

"Please do and keep socks out of it."

"Oh, no fair. Anyway! You just said, 'when life gives you lemons'. Why is it life always gives lemons? Why not apples? Or cookies?"

"Because lemons are sour and life isn't always-" She cut him off.

"Because the lemons are raising massive armies to take over the world Will! Can't you see it!" Willum's lip twitched. He turned around and started to walk away, it was obvious the fasoro had fallen further off the rocker than even her crazy elder brother cysero_orb.

She jumped in his path.

"It's a conspiracy Will! We have to save the world from the evil Lemon King!"

"No we don't! And stop calling me 'Will'! I'm Willum! I'm not going to fight lemons. Get Cysero to help you or something. He's crazy enough he'll probably fall for it." Purifying wailed and latched onto his tail.

"But Will! Cysero is in the sewers with Sushian! I can't go there alone! It's slimey, stinky, and there are Crikeys down there." Willum was trying to yank his tail free.

"That's a myth! Leggo of my tail you over grown baby!"

"You gotta help me Will! Please! You're my best friend in the whole wide world!" Will sighed.

"If I help you this once will you leave me alone?" She nodded rapidly. "Fine, what's the plan?"

"Pies Will! Lots and lots of lemon pies! Followed by minipies, lollipops, marapop, gumballs, and floor cleaner!"

"Uh, how do those play in?"

"We capture all the lemon products and sell them on the road side so everyone else can get them and use them all up before they can start their master plan!"

"Isn't that just restocking?"

"No! We're selling hostages!"

"For what purpose would we be resto-I mean 'selling hostages' for?"

"To put a dent in their armies! With the money we gain we can build our own defenses! Visiting the gyms and training to get stronger! We'll tear them down to the ground in the end!" Willum's eye brow twitched.

"Throw in school and I'll agree to it."

"Done! We'll save the world from the dreaded revenge of the lemons! Let's begin!"