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isiwoo
  1. female comebacks
    19th Sep 2008 09:41
    16 years, 3 months & 9 days ago
  2. blonde test i got 27 /38 and im not blonde lol
    14th Sep 2008 04:06
    16 years, 3 months & 14 days ago
  3. molokaicreeper
    28th Aug 2008 00:06
    16 years & 4 months ago
  4. tweety
    20th Aug 2008 12:16
    16 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  5. cheatbox
    20th Aug 2008 12:01
    16 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
female comebacks
16 years, 3 months & 9 days ago
19th Sep 2008 09:41

Female comebacks

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

blonde test i got 27 /38 and im not blonde lol
16 years, 3 months & 14 days ago
14th Sep 2008 04:06

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=4

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. {OMFG THAT IS AWESOME}
[x] You just tried to sing them. {crap..they caught me}
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled {lol oops}
[x] You just looked at it. {DAMNIT}
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow. {*hmph*}
total so far=13

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed. {hahaha.....yes}
total so far=16

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking {...sometimes?}
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=20

[ ]You have eaten a bug. {EWWWW i hope not}
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important {homework -.-}
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(glasses)
total so far=23

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused {its natural}
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before { loads!lol }
[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling {OMG I FOUND A BIRD ONCE! it was awesome}
i got 27/38 (im blonde lol)



wat did every1 else get?????????

molokaicreeper
16 years & 4 months ago
28th Aug 2008 00:06

thank u moloiacreeper she was the only 1 who helped me wen i needed help soooooooooooooo thank you byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

tweety
16 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
20th Aug 2008 12:16

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cheatbox
16 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
20th Aug 2008 12:01

i would like to SAY A HUGE thanks to cheatbox she helped me soooo much dont go asking her 4 stuff and dont beg her 4 stuff thanks cheatbox

  1. female comebacks
    19th Sep 2008 09:41
    16 years, 3 months & 9 days ago
  2. blonde test i got 27 /38 and im not blonde lol
    14th Sep 2008 04:06
    16 years, 3 months & 14 days ago
  3. molokaicreeper
    28th Aug 2008 00:06
    16 years & 4 months ago
  4. tweety
    20th Aug 2008 12:16
    16 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  5. cheatbox
    20th Aug 2008 12:01
    16 years, 4 months & 8 days ago