"01001110 01001111 01010111 00100000 01001001 01001110 01000110 01001001 01001100 01010100 01010010 01000001 01010100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010011 01000101 01010010 01010110 01000101 01010010 00100000 01000010 01000001 01010011 01010000 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010010 00101110 00101110 00101110" C double zero P three R, better known as Cooper, began life as a simple computer program designed to hack into servers belonging to royalty and return with enough sensitive data so the hacker can kidnap princesses.

Cooper since became self-aware and sentient. After ratting out his controller and landing them in prison, Cooper no longer had a purpose. I was able to convince Cooper to join me in my travels simply by listening to him talk (in 0s and 1s) and nodding every so often.

Something tells me that I agreed to something I shouldn't have. Too late now, I suppose...