Most scientific theories, as undignified as they may be, suggest Anvil is a living cartoon character. The bizarre Figaro acts in defiance of all laws of physics, and can sustain massive bodily damage amidst gleeful laughter.
Police Officer
Due to his uncanny aptitude for interdimensional travel and his imperviousness to mortal wounds, Anvil graduated from police training academy with ease. When Officer Anvil is on patrol, fleeing suspects must be on constant alert for carelessly discarded banana peels, and illusory escape routes painted onto brick walls.
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