"Krag smashes!"
Time seems to have forgotten this specimen. Krag was discovered living in a cave untouched for countless centuries. The explorers who found him described themselves as astonished, not to mention a bit disoriented from being whacked on the head.
Despite the goose eggs on their heads, the explorers wanted to help Krag acclimate to today's society. Thus, they gave him a fitting surname, Stonebonk, and sent him to live with SmallDarkRaven.
With all the household items Krag Stonebonk has already bashed, this will likely be SmallDarkRaven's toughest challenge yet!