"...because the "P" is silent! Also, I'm nothing but bones..."

Ha! Oh Pterrence, you jokester, you!

Once an aspiring comedian, Pterrence Funnybones' career was cut short by a meteorite knocking him out of the sky and into the ground, where he lay for what felt like forever.

Pterrence's skeleton was eventually discovered in modern day Marada, and he was put on display in a museum. Although the museum curator originally thought this discovery would bring folks in by the thousands, they were horrified to see that people were leaving in droves, probably because they were freaked out by an ancient creature trying to set up his comedy routine. After this fiasco, Pterrence was promptly auctioned off to go to the highest bidding private collector, which happened to be SmallDarkRaven, who loves a good joke every now and then!