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  1. CREEPY!!!!! BUT COOL
    17th Feb 2008 03:31
    16 years, 8 months & 30 days ago
  2. funny
    16th Feb 2008 06:47
    16 years & 9 months ago
  3. DADDY'S POEM
    15th Feb 2008 07:20
    16 years, 9 months & 1 day ago
  4. thank ur mom
    13th Feb 2008 04:57
    16 years, 9 months & 3 days ago
  5. 'BORROWED' FROM thexgreatfullxninja
    8th Feb 2008 12:31
    16 years, 9 months & 8 days ago
  6. AC:WW CODES
    6th Feb 2008 12:57
    16 years, 9 months & 10 days ago
  7. THIS WILL TOUCH UR HEART...IF IT DONT UR HEARTLESS
    4th Feb 2008 08:13
    16 years, 9 months & 12 days ago
  8. DUFUS!!!!
    8th Jan 2008 09:42
    16 years, 10 months & 8 days ago
  9. Please post this . .
    6th Jan 2008 06:42
    16 years, 10 months & 10 days ago
funny
16 years & 9 months ago
16th Feb 2008 06:47

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the
hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email
message to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her
email address and, without realizing his error, sent the message.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her
husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following
a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and
friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and then
looked at the computer screen with the following message displayed:



To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything
has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as
uneventful as was mine.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!

  1. CREEPY!!!!! BUT COOL
    17th Feb 2008 03:31
    16 years, 8 months & 30 days ago
  2. funny
    16th Feb 2008 06:47
    16 years & 9 months ago
  3. DADDY'S POEM
    15th Feb 2008 07:20
    16 years, 9 months & 1 day ago
  4. thank ur mom
    13th Feb 2008 04:57
    16 years, 9 months & 3 days ago
  5. 'BORROWED' FROM thexgreatfullxninja
    8th Feb 2008 12:31
    16 years, 9 months & 8 days ago
  6. AC:WW CODES
    6th Feb 2008 12:57
    16 years, 9 months & 10 days ago
  7. THIS WILL TOUCH UR HEART...IF IT DONT UR HEARTLESS
    4th Feb 2008 08:13
    16 years, 9 months & 12 days ago
  8. DUFUS!!!!
    8th Jan 2008 09:42
    16 years, 10 months & 8 days ago
  9. Please post this . .
    6th Jan 2008 06:42
    16 years, 10 months & 10 days ago