Me

I'm sarcastic. I'm not really mean, but I am honest. Unless it's funnier to lie. I have a quick wit and friends call me the Queen of Comebacks along with a few other unpleasant names. I'm smart and stylish, but I act as dumb as a Post-It sometimes just for fun. I am not easily offended, yet I accidentally offend. What can I say? Some people are jerks, in the not funny or cool way. Please don't talk to me if you are like that. I love to write stories, songs, poems, and screenplays and I want to write or direct someday. I sing in a band and play alto saxaphone in the school band. My sax's name is Edward. I like words like "randomnicities, awesomenessosity, and muffin." I will literally die for a Blueberry Frappe from Starbucks. I'm a movie buff and a bookworm who loves iCarly. I hate phonies and preps and people who think weird is bad. I love duckies and lemons and making annoying midgets cry, as well as creeping people out and staring at lightbulbs. I love drama, archery, wallball, and raquetball and I roleplay a lot. Warriors, Stephanie Meyer, and Harry Potter rock my booksox while Ashley Tisdale, Elton John, and Tonic rock my iSox.There's a song in my head, a song in my heart, and a sledgehammer in my hand. The song is a funeral march (yours!
I drool over Cole Sprouse and Cody Linley but I have a great boyfriend and amazing friends and family. My whole family is definately psychotic. I call sunny Florida, lightning capital of the world, my home and I love the irony of this state. Silly tourists. I like falcons and platypuses and someday want to breed them in Australia. I will call it a Falcapuss and the plural will be falcapie. Why? Because... I LIKE PIE!!!!!!! I hate to wear matching sox and think the official spelling of 'socks' should be changed to 'sox' and I think it is fun to say the word 'sock'. I wrote a haiku which describes me very well:
PRETTY PRETTY FISH
SHINY SHINY SHINY FISH
PRETTY SHINY FISH
So awesome, right? Move over Poe! So that is basically me. Oh, and I like:
Cheese
Muffins
Pie
Frappes
Stephanie Meyer Books
WARRIORS
FalcaNewths float my boats
Sox
Ashley tisdale
Tonic
Elton John
Florida
Cole sprouse
Cody Linley
Drama
Archery
Wallball
Raquetball
Directing
Writing
Edward!
Harry Potter
Sarcasim
Post-Its
TAH-DUH!!!!!