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EDeezy
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Raiale's Raucous ROFL Club Giveaway
3 months, 27 days & 5 hrs ago
30th Aug 2024 19:01

CLOSED posting winners soon

I'm giving away one Sea water book to members in my Club who can tell me a good joke! it doesn't have to be your joke, it doesn't have to be anything special! I have a surplus of items and I may also give away a couple of runner up prizes if you happen to make me chuckle. it's not easy. trust me. give it your best shot, the only condition is that you are a member of the club post your answers here and I will pick a winner before the 5th providing i actually get any answers to this lol

there will also be categories I'm keeping secret for different types of jokes so enter even if you don't think your joke is very good!

Rudolph
Not in it for a prize, but wanted to share one of my favorites: A thief steals several famous paintings from a museum. He escapes in a get-away van. However, the cops finds him just a block over, stopped. When the cop asked him why he just stopped, the thief says, "I didn't have the Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh"
13 months, 23 days & 18 hrs ago 3rd Sep 2024 05:47
 
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Any idea how to drive this thing?”
13 months, 25 days & 13 hrs ago 1st Sep 2024 10:44
 
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
13 months, 25 days & 22 hrs ago 1st Sep 2024 01:53
 
Because it's almost time to go back to school, I thought I'd share a school joke Smile What are 10 things a teacher can always count on? Their fingers.XD
13 months, 26 days & 3 hrs ago 31st Aug 2024 21:12
 
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
13 months, 26 days & 5 hrs ago 31st Aug 2024 19:16
 
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car was toad! XD
13 months, 26 days & 5 hrs ago 31st Aug 2024 18:30
 
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob. "If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!"
13 months, 26 days & 5 hrs ago 31st Aug 2024 18:29
 
I don’t trust Adams, they make up everything
13 months, 26 days & 6 hrs ago 31st Aug 2024 18:11
 
I went shopping for camouflage pants…I couldn’t find any!
13 months, 26 days & 6 hrs ago 31st Aug 2024 18:02
 
Dermatologist: "I fixed your skin, he're the bill." *Card Declines* Dermatologist: [img]https://mara.pics/uploads/5400140/2b8d82febd151cd071e7a4d7ed09daba635eb3c8.png[/img]
13 months, 26 days & 6 hrs ago 31st Aug 2024 17:37
 
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    3 months, 21 days & 7 hrs ago
  2. Raiale's Raucous ROFL Club Giveaway
    30th Aug 2024 19:01
    3 months, 27 days & 5 hrs ago
  3. pet goals
    28th Mar 2024 17:53
    8 months, 29 days & 6 hrs ago
  4. Glowing eggs I HAVE got
    30th Nov 2023 17:15
    1 year & 26 days ago
  5. Map pieces I'm looking for
    26th Nov 2023 17:05
    1 year & 30 days ago
  6. Pearls I need for avatar
    6th Jun 2023 05:57
    1 year, 6 months & 21 days ago
  7. Things I want to trade for makeup edition
    16th May 2023 12:40
    1 year, 7 months & 12 days ago
  8. Things I want to trade for
    29th Dec 2022 18:52
    1 year, 11 months & 27 days ago