thus far (& how much each one respectively cost to complete)
general notes:
♥ goals r expensive above all else but when ur bored & are into them while questing or restocking enough to fund them, they're actually pretty fun and addicting (nd beneficial w the shield goals tho)
♥ only a handful of goal missions require you to use the pet maker that you win later on- honestly if you don't use your makers, selling them can cut down a HUGE portion of your total goals costs
♥ if anyone needs pet lending help/other goal help and/or advice w any of the goals listed below, i'm happy to lend a hand!! i hope this serves helpful and/or entertaining to at least someone besides myself lmao
ah, the first goal i ever hit lvl 50 with - this was the gateway... goal (per se) to even get me started working towards them as whole. priscilla was a breeze for me at this point, i already had the clothing rack GB, & i got a deca mag in decent time. couldn't believe i hit 50 in a month and then i started on the rest. technically these goals were released feb 20 2018, (my starting point), so i've been chuggin thru ever since
if memory serves me correctly, this was the second shield i was able to hit. think i completed this one in the summer-ish of 2018, maybe mid summer? i bought all of the stamps intermittently instead of all at once so it was a lot less daunting- easily funded by restocking but was definitely still like 150 mil altogether too, which is no laughing matter considering i have NO idea what those stamps are worth now. regardless, atm of buying them, there were only a few that i really shelled out hard cold cash for a select few (10 mil+ ea), but they were honestly helpful for hector down the road (and boy oh boy will that be quite the story for when i complete simeria goals) & considering you don't have a mission to worry about, it wasn't the worst thing in the world compared to what i would experience down the line
honestly, sumo sally was the worst part of candyland goals don't @ me
was third down the line!! completing clam twice took 30, maybe 50 mil outta my wallet and having done that over the span of a month with restocking income it wasn't an issue at all- only part that sucks is i had to use one of the makers for goals, but i still made someone's pet a kronk which made them pretty happy (@mods/ian, remind me why i can't do this giveaway anymore? like where is the rationale??) plus i got to sell the other maker that was kind of cool.
oh & keno literally took me 20 minutes to complete... idk i have a screenshot of someone (anonymously) having some WORDS with me- sorry @____ - i'm still alive, brother
okay - granted the person who had those words above did help out millionfold with this entire set of goals and i owe a lot to them. trotter was a fricken grouch and without this person's help i would've had a rly bad time and honestly wouldn't have gotten to finishing these goals yet. i remember a lot of annoying RNG crap like spooker dookers or w/e that MP game is, man that was a burden lol. the white bone took me ~3/5 weeks honestly idr i've seen worse, overall was fairly cheap because of this person's help, i'd say these goals overall were 30 mil for me & my fortunate situation with the entire set, however for others i can imagine that this price can easily skyrocket up to at least 50 mil because DVDs can honestly be worse than gourmets and stamps at times. again the RNG stuff was annoying too but definitely wasn't the worst part
completed these right around the same time as undying woods, we're heading into late summer 2018 @ this point. this set of goals was definitely one of the easiest for me - i got the EPI when it was re-released in march of this year, which honestly i think was the biggest obstacle of these goals. not much to say, circus had some annoying gourmets here but i think the entire mission took me about 5-7 mil to complete, honestly there's a reason why zooshes were still at this time so cheap haha- with the map i'd say these took around 35 mil to complete. 750 plushies wasn't too annoying once i started taking advantage of both machines, honestly i praise this set of goals a lot for actually making use of the map in a collections sense that rewards you via the goals too
five words: double. or. nothing. was. hell. i knew people who were stuck on lvl 48 for over a year because of this damned RNG torture device and fortunately when i had encountered it, it had only taken me 4-6 months (yes, i do consider myself lucky in this regard!! isn't that insane). a lot of borrowing pets for collections if you don't have some core pet collections already but those costs could be handled, the real wallet cruncher came with the rest of these goals. no, not hard goals to complete at all, but be ready to shell out anywhere from 30-50 mil for dukkas for pirate mafia (probably more in the 2019 dukka economy honestly), & anywhere from 8-24 AU for lvl 49, totalling anywhere from 50-80 mil. yeah. at least u can sell the pucu maker
honestly another weird set of goals like jenoa in which i think i shelled out a fair amount for both runs of blitzen, maybe 30 mil combined?? again you can sell both makers if needed so you can make most, at the very least half your $$ back after these runs if you're not using the makers, the real pain in my ass was the advent map. i remember it being re-released in 2017 & kicking myself so hard for not getting it for goals, but thankfully in december 2018 it was re-released again and i got to use it for the eternally 499k wearables!! overall because i got the advent map during its re-released i'd say this was ~60 mil to complete- probably on the lower end, i'd consider myself fairly lucky because of blitzen & the map timing, even if it took almost half a year to finish waiting for a chance & the map re-release lmao
not much to say about these honestly, i had a really awesome pal who i'll be eternally grateful for that helped me a TON with the plates aspect but honestly even if i didn't have my pal (which again u kno who u r rock on buddy thank u & i'm very very very appreciative of you ur just a kind helpful soul & i hope ur light never stops burning) i don't think 1k plates would have been that crazy difficult to achieve over time mining plates & fallsing them for swap variety- i remember getting a handful from auctions & swapping plushies & some other junk for them in the swap forums. only mission u have to do is hospice to lvl 15 which is honestly extremely doable & took me maybe 10 mil just b/c of yarn & like 3 DNA minis i had to get (rin i love u and u kno this thank u for helping me out w a couple o' em), other than that yea like wow u only have to complete HALF a mission how crazy is that!! ~30 mil
DEFINITELY one of the easiest AND cheapest by far, recommending this set for people just testing the waters with goals. rubbish dump can ask for some niche pricey items but other than that the mission is fairly doable if you have a few mil on u at all times, need a 3.5 mil magic bean to see beanstalk thru the end with, along with some basic collection prereqs that u are pretty doable even with a low level account. i'd say 20-40 mil is a fair price range for these, the 100 glowing eggs being the priciest thing but over time you can get these fairly cheap if you try/look hard enough
completed at the very beginning of feb. 2019. honestly a fairly challenging shield to complete but in hindsight doesn't seem like it was too bad at all. slowly worked towards this one and failed fates b/c of eRcUw BlOoD a couple o' times but after finally not being asked for it, it was just an RP drainer but not really that challenging at all imo- didn't really get asked any UB poisons which was nice. RP rates have deffo gone up tho & by the time i got back to hitting these goals up, the rate went from 1:7 to 1:10 which imo is kind of ridiculous considering leppy hasn't changed at all buuut that's just me i guess lmao
fugunzel map was a HUGE WASTE OF $$ considering i spent 80 MIL on it... that combined w fates moolah was probably ~100 mil for this shield which is soooo stupid considering i won't ever use the map unless i have all my other goals finished and even then my first leisure mission will be priscilla but that's besides the point lmao. the RNG for eleka tombooly was some top tier eleka tomfoolery™ but honestly just view it as a period of time to save up for the future b/c booooy ur gon need it. getting ranked on the MMC is easy if you do literally one mission on the first day idk why people are all "oooh good luck" no u idiots it's not even a thing lmao. besides that tho yea some easy parts some hard it just takes patience and a little bit of coin
last day of march 2019 (good riddance to this month as it is l o r t), finally got dem 2k photos ~organically~ (swapped) !!! not much to say, i think these were pretty damn easy considering no mission was involved. personal trainer got p pricey but so as long as you invest in some olympics boxes and have a decent amt of pets (moreso on getting the GBs tho to save time & stack up those points yo), ur p gucci. borrowed a lot of pets for the olympic stat levels, l o r t was it awkward when i borrowed someone's pet for like 3 mil and they didn't have the req i needed even tho they said they did (LMAO be careful, i pulled out my inner "can i speak to a manager" Linda and asked for that MP back lemme tell ya times were different back then). keep swapping photos, don't spend an exorbitant amount & be an idiot, you'll need 3k for vortex park anyways. yeah! ~30-50 mil for basic collections + olympic boxes bought with MP to AU, mostly personal trainer quests if you don't buy the sports equipment with OP, & if ur far from 2k photos honestly i'd just buy the sports equipment with your OP b/c it's gonna be a hot minute till u finish anyways
another missionless breeze. w the new game points update, this honestly might be the easiest set of goals now (and i am the most honest, realest homie you'll ever meet). some computer repair + microwave quests are a lil annoying but for how easy this shield is it's nothing compared to the others. 2.5k score points is a joke now- i was stuck on this for months & was anticipating on finishing it the end of this summer before the new game points edit, but honestly i'm not complaining. 750 avatars is the most challenging part which imo wasn't too bad, there are ppl out there lending collections pets w/250+ avatars for 4-7 mil and people who graciously lend minipet plate avatars for free. just spend some time with maraforce and you're gucci, afaik you can see your missing avatars for free which is a huge help. would really bank on most of the costs coming from pet lends for avatars if i'm being real (x2) here, plus the digital costume is annoying but you can buy that under 2 mil; i'd say ~30 mil, maybe 50 if you're not thrifty with your avatar lending lmao. avatars are a fun challenge imo, oh also finished beginning of april 2019
wiggidy wow wow 2 lvl 50s in 1 day?!? amazin!! ngl (again, iam the MOST honest gal round), these were pretty difficult, mostly because i had to find a seller for the stinkin (literally lmao) sewers map. i went faaar and wide for those pieces jeez man, but i got it!! i also spent like what, FOUR MONTHS for a stat from sewer struggle?? so much wasted bp oml. pipe dream was actually super easy, i didn't even get stuck on any of those levels till i needed to plug 7 pipes, even got the jackpot twice throughout including the one needed to finish the #goalz. make sure you finish up yer sewer monster quests b4 attempting the mission just in case you get some of the crazier UB plushes (lvls 10-20, the terrible twos that you get asked all the terrible plushes). lvls 20-30 of the mission sometimes asked me for FERTILIZER honestly now i get why basils are so expensive lmao, i sold my maker for 25 mil to break even but overall i paid ~75 mil for my map, 30 for the mission, maybe 500k of bp, so at least 100 mil. the big oofen! lots of RNG and munee. didn't have a good time with these. very glad they r done nd overwith
get this homies: three. lvl. 50s. in. one. day!!!!! yea idk either guess lucc is just on my side 2day!! tbh i've been puttin this one off coz lvl 50 is another checklist entry but like we just learned w ziranek #goalz looks like i may never have to do another flash game again & like why not complete 3 shields in one day yk :~)
anywayz, these definitely weren't fun but considering i didn't have to complete a map, i'd honestly take the two missions over a map any day. troll was e z & i only got asked for a few obscure instruments, if u already have a ~musically inclined~ pet troll aint even a thang (but don't b like me and save ur maker for later on b/c ur gon need 2 use it!! yea that bit me in the tooter a tad). trunx was ok, not too bad esp since you can lend some CDs from other pet owners which i definitely did a few. funny story tho... was p far on trunx when it became MMC for eleka goals so i aimed for gold & got silver!! so not worth all that stress!!! lmao anyways yea imo one of the most painful parts were the KK quests- i messed up & lent a really high statted pet eons ago so the code just thinks i'm rly highly statted for kk AND ss so that's supes annoying, hated hated hated kk. but yea man, like maybe ~50-70 mil tot. 4 these, some semi pricey rando levels that aren't 2 bad, most of your costs r comin from the missions honestly
only got these done a day or two after my streak ^ shown above (booo lmao) but yea they r donezo obv!! 3 big things: pen. mission, job agency, vortex map. vortex map is absolutely 110% the most useless map i own imo even more useless than advent lmao like at least i get some collateral from that yk, was annoying to buy but compared to some of the other maps i've bought i think it was only 50 mil which was nice (yikes that sucks to say lmao). penitentiary was ok, i think i spent like 15-20 mil on it total and had to get some crazy reach lends from some awesome people to take pics, Jocques is still sketch rn (F) so we're waitin on drew to get him back to lilac LMAO- honestly pen could've been more annoying i feel like it wasn't too bad
JOB agency however was high key pullin teeth oml- my best pet is nowhere near equipped to handle the nice jobs, i missed a 14k by four minutes and got a 9k and two ~7k ishes, ended up with like 200+ jobs in the end instead of the req. 100 count, but yeah 150k was the wooorst. my strategy was to pick the highest amt in under an hr if i was home all day, pick the highest if i went to bed etc. strategy strategy strategy- start doing those AND the knutt house quests asap so you don't have to deal wit em later. map, mission, & misc. quest costs combined, i'd say yer lookin @ ~80 mil? stay woke, brudders
*channels alien gorl tumblr viebz* honestly very unmemorable but for good reason. oobles mission wasn't too bad, i honestly don't remember getting a single UB star, like if it was UB it was the one that could be bought with dukkas so not bad at all, maybe like 15-20 mil which eh obv you're not getting a great ROI on the alien boi maker but i've seen worse plus you can keep it soz. start your cosmonaut quests NOW b/c you can only do like one every 30 mins IF your lucky lmao, at this point just buy the questing GB too it's not a bad investment considering the desert spy quests you have to do too
extract enpiah was SO freakening annoying, probably the worst part which again just supports how not terrible this shield was. legit took me more time (a few months) to win a regular bean vs the magic one like how jank is that. i remember getting my first ever magic bean trying for the reg bean and was like well #@%$ i'm never getting the magic bean!! but then i did and it was in like a month and a half maybe which is pretty reasonable imo. F to all of that wasted RP for that game tho, ROI is so bad lmao i'm very happy to never have to touch that game again. overall really not a bad shield at all, some ching ching from borrowing pets with DVDs but if you try hard enough those costs can be controlled, maybe like ~40 mil total for the mission + pet lending costs + RP but honestly RP came from general restocking around the site and i haven't restocked in like a year
hhhhhhhhhh *virtual seething* now that we're getting towards the end (i type this mid ma[e]y 2019 with 1,051/1,075 #goalz done!! ), i can easily say that this one was a difficult pain in my ass (oxymoronic just like meeeeeee lololol). back when we had that uuh... anonymous mara ranting outlet... i remember making a big ole rant about tarquin cussing that worm out AND THAT WAS ON ONE OF MY RUNS LIKE HALF A YEAR BEFORE I EVEN FINISHED THAT STUPID WORM LMAOOO. i failed him SO many times near the end but when i finally stepped on that stupid tube of an organism it was like i learned how to breathe again i s2g, probably dumped like 70 mil into that thing idr if car pits were a thing at that time tbh they probably were and that's a lil bit on me but we're not gonna talk about it lol
ANYWAYS stupid worms/snakes/satan spawns aside. there were a lot of little annoying RNG things here and there like curing your pet for the cold and the electricity bill (don't get me started) (gets self started)- tbh like why in the sam heckles are there SO many levels centered around that one RNG thing alone like idgi?? be more creative next time? i got lucky with lvl 50 with a zap plush on my first shot, in fact i got another one the next bill i payed after that lol weird flex
lending pets w/newspapers wasn't cheap in the slightest but protip: be like me and play ur cards right & go sicko mode by lending a pet with 1k newspapers (lvl 47) and only pay lending fees for a newspaper pet once if you meet the prereqs beforehand for the levels leading up to lvl 47 (get all your quests in, have all the recycled cans cashed in, etc), and just ask for an extended lending time from your lender and smash like 10 levels in 20 mins. boom. crazy right
i know this shield is a mouthful but i HAVE to comment on lvl 49... got fricken bless i can get all the game points for that in under a month now PLUS you can get the av buying it in the shop and get an avatar, plus it's virtually free now. woo hoo. ok to finish up yeah i had to use brain AND brawn to finish these up, legit tarquin is a lil [ REDACTED ] so i overpayed /but/ eta 50-70 milly for these. ur gonna have a bad time but ykno this is life and some things u just gotta do em
ma(e)y 20th, 2019. 1,070 of 1,075 goals completed. the day i tell the tale of the hipster rabbit that is "hector." the azhole that serves coffee at the shop that your ex works at. the cousin that earns magma kum lorde at his graduation for a degree in graphic design. the one i had to redo twice because i bought the stamp for lvl 28, magic car pit in by my side, and failed to hit "Complete Mission". it took me over a year and a grand total of ~120 mil to redo all that damage, and once it was done i drained 50 more mil for the next three subsequent missions after finishing hector. then it took not even a week and a half to complete.
i. hate. these. goals. more. than. any. of. the other. goals. i. always. will.
beside my seething anger and raging embarrassment for caring this much in the 1st place (in more facets than this blog alone), these are still over 200 mil to complete, for the average hector run that you can't keep the ike maker for (yes, on one run, not in a situation like mine h*ck off), for SETM, for the string of levels after finishing hector that require like 40 mil to complete... jesus christ in a hand to heck. these were relentless, emotionally draining, i lost my kids in the process, and over all god awful. if i offended your higher power by using the lord's name in vain, good. this shield offended mine.
yooo. honestly not 2 bad @ all. get intimate with its entry on maraforce, plan out your quests: sultan taxes, talon (grind em all in november when you have the talon event if u can tbh for Much better prizes), desert spy, hump racing, put a pet in slate pyramid early so you don't waste a month and a half you know. the obvious stuff. jackpot pyramid RNG was ok it wasn't too bad honestly all things considered. KPTM was annoying but i got it when it was released again in AU. not even a mission to do! ~50 mil. i'm a rhyme crime. 30 AU for the map and change for the quests. probably not even 20 mil's worth bad tbh. keepin this 1 short nd sweet (kind of). 6/6/19, only 3 more levels and two more shields to go. hnng
see the crappy part is is that, had the last 25 levels of foxfire goals not been released literally like two weeks ago, we'd be donezo. completado. fini. i JUST got the 3k photos for puchalla and i have lvl 29 bumpkin w a car pit on locc. but alas!!! >: ((((
salt aside well actually full salt ahead. definitely not fun, idr when i completed gertrude but it Had to have been 3/4 months ago at the v least- deffo spent a pretty penny and bought a lot of the gourmets and/or lent gourmet pets a lot. stamps i imagine could be pretty costly but honestly if you're on whatever you're on to be attempting nimbus then you deffo have those covered already, plus imo it doesn't get hard till ~200 stamps which is where the cuttoff is in either case. lots of pet lending for specific colors, i always borrowed a magazine pet too when needed so that tacked on some pretty pennies but def not as much in comparison to what that would be had i bought said mags instead. some manual labor and 7th heaven was annoying @ the end but besides gertrude i'd say this was pretty medium!! but also costly, we're gonna go w ~200 Mil for gertrude/stamps/pet lends/etc. c u suckers in a half hr for puchalla!!!
hellllOOOOOooooo 30 minutes into the future!!~ ok about the shield. i found this one like a ~fun challenge~ the entire way thru, doing bumpkin x2 wasn't too hard honestly he asked for something out of SS like maybe twice or even thrice on both runs- gizmos r cheap 4 a reason lmao. **save ur defective costume on the first run tho ur gonna need 2 use that later!!** weird it's not the maker tho. anyways
you think nimbus (is it nimbus?) is hard with 2.5k photos, ho ho HO merry christmas and just wait for 3k. 500 xtra pics doesn't seem like much till your club swaps are stale, you're wondering when you'll complete nimbus^ so that you can complete puchalla concurrently - it's a stressful yet fun time, idk. i enjoyed swapping for pics the entire way thru, start now!!! the level i remember most actually is the R10 restocking in the charity shop, no it wasn't hard to do but took much longer than expected. ~50 mil for both missions & pet lends for colour levels, and if you swap photos the entire way thru. comparatively, not too shabby
welp that's all the ones i have done thus far- will actually be finishing up eleka goals within a few days, with either lush lake or ziranek coming up next in a couple o months or so!! hopefully i'll be catching up on all o em (if not then at least to 1,025 by the end of 2019), stay tuned for more personal (and hopefully dated!! ) logs of my onions on missions in the future~
15 years, 3 months & 4 days ago 11th Aug 2019 15:26
Id like to review your reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
15 years, 7 months & 23 days ago 25th Mar 2019 21:07
Anis
thank u <33 oh boy it’s gonna be h e a t e d @Kuzco
yes actually!! i’m planning on recycling all the cans at once so when i borrow a pet for the newspapers i don’t have to feel bad about spending a lot for the lend lol @icewolf12
awe if it makes you feel any better i thought i’d never do them a year or so ago either @Yasmeen
15 years, 9 months & 13 days ago 2nd Feb 2019 17:05
Wow, so impressive! Reading this, I've definitely given up on goals. XD I never had a full 15 million MP, let alone the amounts mentioned for each of these.
15 years, 9 months & 14 days ago 1st Feb 2019 11:47
Have,you try the mara city goal ?
15 years, 9 months & 14 days ago 1st Feb 2019 08:10
mae i love this honestly i'm excited for your simera review
15 years, 9 months & 14 days ago 1st Feb 2019 04:36
if it makes you feel any better i thought i’d never do them a year or so ago either @Yasmeen
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