My ideal Christmas present would be any Hieroglyphics, because I'm trying to put Vulnus through the temple.
Good luck Samantha!
Here's a winter poem by Shel Silverstein that I thought was funny:
I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I???d keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first - it wet the bed!