Maramail me

You say: Omg I love your pets can I have one?
My anwser:Ha dont make me laugh "hits report button"

You say: Will you be my girlfriend?
My anwser:Im a male in real life

You say: Omg "faints"
My anwser: Kidding

You say: Can I have some mp?
My anwser: Get your own you lazy butt

You say:Your rude. i hate you.
My anwser: Tell it to someone who cares.

you say: Hello
My anwser: Get a life!

You say: Please join my club
My anwser:HA "grabs shovel"

You sayMG lyk can I have your phanty
MY anwser: When you learn proper grammer

You say: WIll you donate to fund?
My anwser: Jump off a cliff!

You say: Huh?
My anwser: I fooled you now leave me alone fool!

You say: I HATE YOU,YOUR UGLY!
My answer:build a bridge and get over it!

You say:Im selling ........
My anwser: stick your head down a toilet!


ok so any more questions?"grabs shovel"