25 Barely Valid Facts About Yours Truly

Hai...
1.) My name's Dyu and I was born in the Middle East?

2.) Age is but a number and virtually any age I've told anyone on here is a lie...until some years have passed? (NVM: I told two amazing people who don't care about age )

3.) I've planned out my funeral to the last bouquet...to be simple, I don't want one

4.) I know some other languages...and I pretend to know a few, and if you ask me to tell you something in something I'm fluent at...I'm most likely teaching you a swear word.

5.) Green may not be a creative colour but it sure will be my favourite.

6.) I use up a pack of gum every single day, I have 36 packs on me at the moment I'm writing this.

7.) I've been using the same phone case since I first got my phone. It's chipped, it's broken but I won't change it

8.) Mention HP, Be my bestie

9.) I'm a whiner and I'll complain about every single thing about anything, especially myself, but really, and I admit to it: I love myself and I'm happy with who I am. When I complain about myself, I probably am just seeking attention. Me personally, that's the only time anyone pays attention to me, so I do it, unknowingly.

10.) I bite my nails because I like them short. It's comforting

11.) I always wear my hair in a ponytail, with the same scrunchie for the past 2 1/2 years and same headband for 5 years.

12.) I wear glasses and I ACTUALLY like them.

13.) I'm not intelligent. I just pretend to know stuff so people would respect me. I'm really not xD

14.) I sing.

15.) I hate ketchup

16.) My toothpaste is blue with white flakes in them.

17.) I'm secretly afraid my toothbrush has fallen into the tub or the toilet but I'm too lazy to get a new one.

18.) I'm very conceited I should be knock-en down 13 pegs.

19.) The only reason I passed LK-G and UK-G (Pre-K, Kindergarten) was because I cheated off the girl next to me. Sorry mom. I got caught when I spelt the girl's name next to me, instead of my own.

20.) Ice cream makes me believe in goodness.

21.) I'm writing this and I'm running out of stuff to say so I'm just looking around at my room and objects that'll give me inspiration.

22.) I feel bad when I use my eraser so I make sure to use it gently and apologize to it sometimes.

23.) I talk to myself because I'm the best me I've ever been, and I'm a better me than you will ever be. It's not fair that you guys get to talk to me, but I'm not allowed to
talk to me.

24.) I like being accepted, but I'll never start conversation first...usually.

25.) If I'm quiet around you, it means I don't feel the need to be something I'm not ...Or I'm really mad at you. Either or.

[E: Gosh, not even I bothered to read it ]