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  1. (insert chuck norris jokes here)
    15th Dec 2010 13:34
    13 years, 11 months & 1 day ago
(insert chuck norris jokes here)
13 years, 11 months & 1 day ago
15th Dec 2010 13:34

chuck Norris slit someone's throat with a cottonball.
whats the best acne cream? chuck norris.
chuck Norris can cook sushi.

xxCiRqUeDuFrEaKxx
wow.
113 years, 11 months & 1 day ago 15th Dec 2010 18:00
 
NO, HE IS 70 YEARS OLD.
113 years, 11 months & 1 day ago 15th Dec 2010 16:16
 
Chuck norris is old.
he has to be like 65 now
113 years, 11 months & 1 day ago 15th Dec 2010 15:41
 
Chuck Norris farts Cyanide!

Haha, I couldn't think of anything else.
113 years, 11 months & 1 day ago 15th Dec 2010 15:24
 
http://www.marapets.com/blogs.php?entry=161819
113 years, 11 months & 1 day ago 15th Dec 2010 13:56
 
lol, nice.
chuck norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
113 years, 11 months & 1 day ago 15th Dec 2010 13:45
 
Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.
113 years, 11 months & 1 day ago 15th Dec 2010 13:43
 
  1. (insert chuck norris jokes here)
    15th Dec 2010 13:34
    13 years, 11 months & 1 day ago