blonde jokes

A blonde girl comes home from school and tells her mom,"We learned how to count today and I got to 7 and the other kids only got to 3. Is that because I'm blonde." Her mom replies,"Yes Honey." The next day the blonde comes home and says,"We're learning the abc's and I got L and the other kids only got to f. Is that because I'm blonde?" "Yes." Her mom replies. The next the blonde comes home and says,"Today we learned about boobs and I'm a double d and the other girls are only a. Is that because I'm blonde?" "No honey it's because your 27."



A blonde walks into a library and goes up to the librarian and says,"I'll have a coke, a cheeseburger, and medium fries." The librarian says,"I'm sorry this is a library." They both repeat themselves then the blonde says,"Oh I'm sorry." and whispers,"I'll have a coke a cheeseburger and medium fries."


There's a russian brunette and an american blonde sitting in a feild looking at the night sky. The brunette says,"My country was the first to the moon." And the blonde says,"Well our country will be the first to the sun." And the brunette laughs and says,"Don't be silly. You would burn up." And the blonde says,"Don't be stupid. We're going at night.