This is funny!!!

Instructions:

Use the first 3 letters of your name. If your name olny had 3 letters in it, then use your whole name(Wow, I would have never thought of that, lol=]) Then read the phrase of the the beginning, middle or end that corresponds to your 3 letters then put the three into a line then read out loud. Have fun

A-I licked
B-I punched
C-I hit
D-I hugged
E-I screamed at
F-I smelled
G-I ate
H-I spray-painted
I-I fell on
J-I kissed
K-I slapped
L-I insulted
M-I killed
N-I skipped on
O-I hated
P-I tired out
Q-I ignored
R-I thrived on
S-I sat on
T-I forgot
U-I cried because of
V-I walked on
W-I thought of
X-I remembered
Y-I danced on
Z-I looked at

A-My best friend
B-My dog
C-My cat
D-A stick of butter
E-My TV
F-My computer
G-My I-pod
H-My stuff animals
I-A piece of grass
J-My front lawn
K-An apple
L-My bed
M-My bike
N-A window
O-The floor
P-A Flower
Q-My shoe
R-A book
S-My mirror
T-My CD's
U-My car(or dad's car)
V-A worm
W-A birthday card
X-One of my toys
Y-Some food
Z-A piece of clothing

A-Because I wanted to
B-Because I said so
C-Because someone made me
D-Because I've gone crazy
E-Because..why do you care anyways?
F-Because I was board
G-Because I was in a good mood
H-Because I was in a bad mood
I-Because I was told not to
J-Because I have lost my mind
K-Because I don't care anymore
L-Because I love it that much..well not really but anyways
M-Because I wanted a good laugh
N-Because I don't care what people think of me
O-Because someone stole my cookie!
P-Because it's my life
Q-Because someone laughed at me
R-Because I wanted to make a fool of my self
S-Because, who's going to stop me?
T-Because I'm just that cool
U-Because it hates me
V-Because it loves me
W-Because I'm taking over the world
X-Because it was taking over the world
Y-Because it was cold outside(?)
Z-Because it was warm outside


Mine:
I slapped my best friend because I was in a good mood