THE TRUTH OF CRONDA.

Okay, there's going to be a long long rant.

How many of you ave ever talked to Crondo? That nice, poor, gender-confused man? Well, if you had, and you thought he was sweet, kind, and just like those insanely deformed PowerPuff GIrls, YOU WERE WRONG. Inside that poor gender-confused male is an evil evil worm. This "worm" is a parasite that latches onto the first host avaliable, and becomes their soul and personality. Therefore, the "Cronda" or "Grieg" as you may know him is nothing more then a worm living off the body of a poor gender-confused boy.

Back in 1899, Michael Jackson had an affair with a piece of Brocolli. Yes, a piece of brocolli. Anyway, he, and his piece of Brocolli, who will call MaryAnne, gave birth to a wonderful young boy named Christipheran, or as we know, Cronda, or Grieg. However, MichaelJackson had secretly been breeding a parasite worm that he called Cronda. When MaryAnne was sleeping, he slipped the worm into Christipheran's ear, and tiptoed away. However, MaryAnne, who'd woken up in the middle of the night due to bladder problems, crept, and watched what happened. In anger, she began to throw pieces of her hair (AKA Brocolli tops) at Michael Jackson, thus insiring him to change his skin color.

Meanwhile, with poor Christopheran, the worm began to scrummage around his body, until he came upon the BRAIN. Once at the brain, he ate it, and plugged himself in. He then ordered the host to rename himself Grieg, eat his mother, and then make an account on Marapets, therefore creating Cronda..


To be continued..
Tune in next time to se how Cronda wrecks the Mara-economy~!!