{{Ari <3}} OPEN ME OPEN ME OPEN ME.

1. Ari is cool.
2. Ari is pwnsome.
3. Ari's real name is Ariana.
4. Ari snuck into a PG 13 movie when she was 11.
5. A
6. R
7. I
8. Ari is in a cool club.
9. Its cooler then yours.
10. OVERUSE OF xD's.
11. I dont like blue cheese.
12. It dont taste good.
13. Tastes like my brothers socks.
14. Dont ask.
15. I do lots of things for MP.
16. Ask Lunar.
17. She knows.
18. Lunar does lots of things for entertainment.
19. Candipop drove my hair.
20. My hair is wild.
21. I have to tame it.
22. CJ is full of pwn'someness.
23. Aly luff's me.
24. I luff Aly.
25. Adol quit.
26. I was so sad.
27. Imma proffesional turkey dancer.
28. And Im a monkey.
29. And a twinkey too.
30. Alice is too generous.
31. Too generous for her own good...
32. WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
33. I live in land above america land.
34. We have moose.
35. And maple syrup.
36. BOOM BAM TURKEY AND HAM.
37. Ian has pixelized gold.
38. Its pretty cool.
39. Your jealous now, arent you?
40. Booze is for loosers.
41. Sprite&&Mountain Dew is for cool people.
42. I have a strange itch on my cheek.
43. I cant get my fingers off the keyboard to itch it.
44. oh wellz.
45. ian=big cheez of mara.
46. Middy&&Indy=Big cheez just wif holez.
47. Omaiz. i uzez z's to muchz.
48. no moar ari, no moar.
49. hilary clinton+barrack obama=big fight.
50. obama ftw.
51. clinton epic fail.
51. = epic fight. =DD
52. imma spork.
53. fear me.
54. imma pointy but round.
55. capitalz suck.
56. lowercase ftw.
57. /headdesk
58. /suicide
59. /revival
60. candi, how is your hair behaving today?
61. mines misbehaving.
62. OHH A BUTTERFLYYY /runs after.
63. butterfly went away. /sobsob
64. what shall i do now?
65. i must seek revenge.
66. i will become...A SERIAL KILLER.
67. mhm. imma gonna kill cereal.
68. /whisperwhisper. oh really? serial killer doesnt mean you kill cereal?
69. well then.
70. ill just become tarzan.
71. /paintsmudge
72. i look prettay. /hairflip
73. eskimo's are cool.
74. they have big jacketz. iz awesome.
75. imma serious. i wish i was one.
76. i guess ill just have to settle for tarzan.
77. OOH TWINKY!
78. /splat
79. I sat on twinky. /teartear
80. greenz mai fave colour.
81. totes.
82. it pwns blue.
83. Ya, it does.
84. mhm.
85. yup.
86. i want some cheerio's.
87. WHERE R MAI CHEERIO'Z?
88. WHO TOOK DEM?
89. WHO STOLE DA CHERRIO'Z FROM DA CHEERIO BOX?
90. YOU DID? NOT ME! THEN WHO?
91. gah.
92. idk.
93. I WANNA MAI CHERRIO'Z.
94. Fess up.
95. You know you took them.
96. they taste so good.
97. ahh well.
98. bai bai..
99. haha.
100. Can I sew buttons on your head?
101. Please? PWEEEZ?
102. Pweez, cheez, feez, kneez.
103. imma poet and i didnt even know it.
104. Bob+Fred=Overused.
105. Bobkiss=Ukrainian wannabe.
106. if you are ukranien, your being to cultural.
107. here a llama
108. there a llama,
109. and another fuzzy llama
110. funny llama
111. bunny llama
112. llama llama
113. duck.
114. STALKER.
115. STALKER. x2
116. dont be like that, hun.
117. monkeez are cool.
118. Kalli wantz more england people in chat.
119. KD is rich.
120. i ish jealous.
121. crayon wantz to sell more pixelz.
122. Emz iz a lurker.
123. Freak iz an OTAY kind of person.
124. I know Im missing someone...
125. AH YES!
126. Silly. She's cool.
127. Cuz she uzez mai scribblez.
128. I have a brother.
129. Mhm.
130. He'z cooler then urz.
131. But also more anoying. D;
132. Ahh, what can you do.
133. /ufail
134. /facepalm
135. vicky=<33
136. she mai besteh.
137. LUFF YOU VICKZ.
138. haha.
139. foam fight.
140. IMMA GONNA STEEL UR ERASERZ.
141. WATCHA GONNA DO NOW, HUH?
142. cry. cry to your momma.
143. YO MOMMA SOOOO FAT.
144. DAT WHEN SHE JUMP FOR JOYY.
145. SHE GOT STUCKKKKK!
146. /burn
147. You should get some ice for that burn.
148. Im serious, it looks a bit red.
149. YES WE CAN.
150. I am the train that could.
151. Hai Hai Freak. =]
152. Iz lovez youz
153. Imma such a cutie pie.
154. Applex seeds ftw.
155. /boombam
156. I have a twin.
157. MONKEEEHHH! (Monky)
158. We know how to tingle.
159. /tingletingletingle
160. 2, 4, 6, 8!
161. WHAT DO WE TERMINATE?
162. NACHOS! NACHOS!
163. EAATTT NACHOS!
164. IM SICK.
165. >:/ GAH.
166. STUPID SICK FAIRY.
167. She walked along and then waint
168. BA DA BING, BA DA BOOM, YOUR SO SICK, SO STAY IN YOUR ROOM.
169. And then he tapped me with his dainty little wand.
170. He /IS/ a guy.
171. And yes he /IS/ a fairy.
172. And he wears a dainty little dress.
173. Pink chiffon, with weaving of flower petals.
174. Damn, he's got taste.
175. But anyway.
176. He's evil.
177. He gave me a horrible cough.
178. And a runny nose.
179. So much snot has come out of my nose today
180. Enough to fill up 3 futball fields.
181. (YES I SAID FUTBALL.)
182. And two pools.
183. The big ones.
184. Where micheal phelps swims.
185. OMAI MICHEAL PHELPS. <3
186. Ohotdam, he's smexaii.
187. i have my own cooking show.
188. ISH CALLED ARI ATE A BERRY.
189. GEDDIT? BERRY? ARI? RHYMES?
190. LOLOLOL.
191. On the show, i cook.
192. Specialty;; fried babies.
193. Good with melted butter.
194. And seasoned with salt and pepper.
195. OH AND A PINCH OF ORAGENO.
196. Or you can boil the baby.
197. And add cinnamon, whip cream...
198. For a desert baby.
199. Where to get babies?
200. The hospital is full of 'em.
201. Good with a side of mushrooms.
202. Ze best babeez r da onez hoo use johnson's baby powder.
203. Yes, I noticed I used chatspeak.
204. GOT A PROB WITH THAT, HOMIE?
205. YOU WANT BEEF, WANT BEEF?
206. Because I have ham, and chicken, but only a bit of beef.
207. Join me for dinner?
208. HAHA! I CONFUZZLED YOU!
209. With my magic confuzzling wand.
210. Calamari is good.
211. WITH TAITZIKI SAUCE.
212. i have a song stuck in my head.
213. i want to sing it to you.
214. But I cant. T_T.
215. Because its classical.
216. Ah what the heck.
217. Ill sing it to you anyway.
218. Da la leeee, da la lloooo,
219. teteteteteteteteeeee, oohhhh
220. baa la laaaa heeee tee teee.
221. Do doo doooo.
222. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
223. *ahem*
224. Done. =D
225. I have good singing skills
226. They OWNNN yours.