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  1. Missing Photos
    30th May 2014 10:15
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  2. Balloon Party Winner (2010)
    5th Oct 2010 12:17
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  3. Edinburgh Moonwalk 2010!
    22nd Jun 2010 00:10
    14 years, 6 months & 6 days ago
  4. Smile!
    12th Feb 2009 07:28
    15 years, 10 months & 13 days ago
  5. Blitzen!
    3rd Feb 2009 08:15
    15 years, 10 months & 22 days ago
Smile!
15 years, 10 months & 13 days ago
12th Feb 2009 07:28

THEY WALK AMONG US! BEWARE!!

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.

It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale ??50.'

The next day someone stole it!

They walk amongst us!

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'

They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafe, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!

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My sister in law has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot.

They Walk Among Us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)

They Walk Among Us!

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While ordering at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!

LaurenAlissa12
They do walk among us!
The other day at a softball game I was at my friend Melissa was sitting next to me. Some one hit a grand slam, and she shouted "Wow. Its a grand slam! And all the bases are loaded!"
That was so funny. I had to explain to her that a grand slam and a home run were two diffrent things.
113 years & 8 months ago 27th Apr 2011 15:01
 
Funny!
114 years, 3 months & 16 days ago 12th Sep 2010 07:35
 
hiya... that was really funny!

i have set up a compition, check it out, now!
115 years & 22 days ago 5th Dec 2009 10:03
 
I really should check these coments more!
Glad you all enjoyed
115 years, 5 months & 21 days ago 7th Jul 2009 10:38
 
reproduce: to make more... basically
115 years, 5 months & 21 days ago 6th Jul 2009 14:22
 
ha ha! that is funny!
115 years, 8 months & 15 days ago 12th Apr 2009 05:12
 
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  4. Smile!
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    15 years, 10 months & 13 days ago
  5. Blitzen!
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