The Funniest Crud Ever...LOL!

The Funniest Crud Ever...LOL!

~Tape a walkie-talkie to a barbie's back and when someone walks by it say *I kno where u live...*

~Throw skittles at ppl saying *taste the rainbow!*

~Make fun of the security guards, when they start to chase you, grab a box of lucky charms, and throw them into the air shouting *marshmellow power!*

~Run into a store, run back out, run back in, drop ur bag, run back out, run back in and shout *give me my bag you evil store!

~Run your cart into the candy aisle and knock it over, then scream FREE CANDY FOR ALL!

~Run outside, smash pumpkins, and hold them up to people's faces saying PUMPKIN PIE HERE!

~Throw a banana on the floor and then slip on it and say to someone
owww, that hurt.

~Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

~Go up to random ppl, and shout,"GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE! THE EARTH SAYS HELLO!"