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You need to learn not to interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

Do my thoughts look big in this bubble?

My life needs a rewind/erase button.

I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

Without geometry, life is pointless.


The greatest achievement in life is to do the things that people say you can't.

Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

It IS just you.

Sure, go ahead, try to hit me. But I must warn you, I am a master of the martial ar???OUCH! Dude that hurt!

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.

I'm sorry; am I poking holes in your self-esteem bucket?

Where would the world be without crazy people?

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste one on you.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's own ignorance.

Are you renting the space in your head? It could be profitable.

If you want to know the meaning of life, look in the??dictionary!