read this its funny im totally blonde

The blonde Test, How blonde are u?
If u cheat then you'll take all the fun out of it.... answer all the questions first before u take a look at the answers

1. If a woman lives in a single story house, and absolutely everything is pink, the walls, the floor, the furniture. Then what colour will the stairs be?
2. If a rooster lays an egg, and it rolls down 2 flights of 12 stairs, how many stairs has it rolled down in total
3. Jack's mother has three children snap, crackel and ........?
4. If a two trains are driving on the same track and they're both heading towards eachother, the track is on the border of South Africa and Zimbabwe, when the trains do crash on which side will they burry the survivors, south Africa or Zimbabwe
5. If a pink house is made of pink bricks, a yellow house of yellow bricks and a blue house of blue bricks, then what is greenhouse made of??

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answers:

1. U probably said pink but if u were smart u'd know single story houses dont have stairs!
2. There is no egg, if u went to nursery school u'll know roosters don't lay eggs
3. U might have said Pop, well Jacks mother only has 3 children, so her third child would obviously be Jack....think about it
4. Where I come from u dont usually burry survivours
5. Green houses are made of glass, no green bricks