Dear Staff,

My brother (jojorocks235) and I use the same computer. Please do not ban us.

Randomness Stories <img src=http://images.marapets.com/emoticons/chibs/wink.gif>

If you use these in any way please give credit, its the LAW.

Once upon a time in a magical land of burgers and fries covered in horseradish there lived a lone Cockroach named blustagush, who wanted to be a rofling. the burgers listened to him, as they poured themselves glasses of Splenda No fatning Sweetener on themself. All of a sudden that wierd bird from regular show and dora apperered and cried. They said they needed to find the land of Powerdered Doughnuts. So Tigger and Pooh popped out and cried glasses of chocolate milk for no apparent reason. Dora said we needed to find Barney and find the tele-tubbies in the movie Friday the Thirteenth. So they went on in the secret agent fri-board and road to Barney just in time for a coffee break with elmo. So elmo joined them as they rescued the teletubbies from falling off a cliff for the 18th time in a row and eventually came to the land of Powdered Doughnuts, where evil awaits. Up in the evil tower of Peanut butter live the infamous boo-bahs.
Zelda and mario came up just then and each had a taco with whipped cream and a cherry on top. We all went in in time for free spaghetti day, Luigi cooking. Mario didnt want spaghetti and started a giant foodfight, And somehow this wierd enchantment spilled on the meatballs and made them come alive. As zelda cried for his "mwomMY!!!!" A random Bomb appeared and blew up, Dozenes of copies of princess peach, toad, and Daisy came flying out along with bowser and it turned into a giant Super mario game, and as everyone came to the final level, pie flew everywhere and it said "Game Over"
Then my brother cried loudly, getting larger and larger, and tore through the video game into a parallel universe, as everyone said irritated, "Oh gawd here we go again..."
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So I was watching TV and all of a sudden Tom and Jerry come randomly racing around the corner of the room at my house and I'm like "Woah, Woah WOAH!"
And all of a sudden giant pieces of pizza come flying out of my mouth and Orange juice comes out of jerry's and pie comes out of tom's who randomly turned into a piece of cheese and next thing I know a chibs comes out of nowhere and is like O Hi and I'm like WTH as it shapeshifts into a Disgusting Murfin and i'm like Oh...Kay?
Then this fat kids bursts through the ceiling riding on kool aid man eating mentos and I'm like.....
OMG!!!!!!!!WTH?!?!?!!?
As it oozes Chocolate milk and Latte...
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*Sigh* I said as a walked along the jungle made of pure chocolate.
I stared at the baloons in the sky as I came to a table that had little delicious-looking chocolates labeled "Do Not Eat."
I took one anyway and swallowed it whole. Next thing I knew I heard a ripping sound. Buttions flew off my jacked as I started to float up into the sky. As I floated below a could see a giant rat. Smirking. I sighed I I floated higher and higher....up....

Trading rules

Yes, I do have rules for trading.
1. No scams, I MUST get what I fully asked for.
2. The trade MUST be fair.
3. No begging.
4. I do haggle ocasionally, but if its pure its PURE.
5. Overoffer in items unless I say otherwise.

Breaking theese rules, you will have SERIOUS consiquences.