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9 years, 8 months & 10 days ago
17th Apr 2015 09:48 Science Fiction/Double Feature
Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
Claude Raines was the invisible man
Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space
And this is how the message ran:
Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.
I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot when I saw Janet Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a:
Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go, oh-oh, to the late night double feature picture show.
By RKO, oh-oh, to the late night double feature picture show.
In the back row to the late night double feature picture show.
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"Dammit Janet"
Brad:
Hey Janet
Janet:
Yes Brad?
Brad:
I've got something to say.
I really loved the skilful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!
The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet
So please don't tell me to can it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
The road was long but i ran it, Janet
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so
Janet:
Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had,oh Brad
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad,oh Brad
That you've met Mum and you know Dad, oh Brad
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad I'm mad for you too...
Oh Brad,
Brad:
Oh... dammit!
Janet:
I'm mad,
Brad:
Oh Janet!
Brad:
For you,
Both:
I love you too
There's one thing left to do, and that's
Brad:
Go see the man who began it, Janet
When we met in his science exam-it, Janet
Made me give you the eye and then panic,
Janet
There's one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Dammit Janet;
Janet:
Oh brad, I'm mad
Brad:
Dammit Janet;
Both:
I love you!
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"There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)"
Janet
In the velvet darkness
Of the blackest night
Burning bright, there's a guiding star
No matter what or who you are
{Refrain}
Brad and Janet There's a light
All Over at the Frankenstein place
Brad and Janet There's a light
All Burning in the fireplace
Brad and Janet There's a light, light
In the darkness of everybody's life
Riff Raff
The darkness must go
Down the river of night's dreaming
Flow morphious slow let the sun and light
Come streaming into my life
Into my life
{Refrain}
Brad and Janet There's a light
All Over at the Frankenstein place
Brad and Janet There's a light
All Burning in the fireplace, there's a light, a light
Brad and Janet In the darkness of everybody's life
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"The Time Warp"
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Well I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
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How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.
So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.
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"The Sword of Damocles"
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?
I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed
And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread
My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know, is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer...
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime
That ain't no crime
Rocky Horror you need peace of mind
And I want to tell you that you're doing just fine
You're the product of another time
And feeling down, well that's no crime...
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime
That ain't no crime
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"I Can Make You a Man"
A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam, and with massage
And just a little bit of steam
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man
Oh, honey!
But the wrong man
He'll eat nutritious, high protein
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
His chest, arms, and legs
Such an effort
If he only knew of my plan
In just seven days
I can make you a man
He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
He thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work
Such strenuous living
I just don't understand
When in just seven days
Oh, baby
I can make you a man
Songwriters
O'BRIEN, RICHARD
Published by
Lyrics ?? Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
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"Hot Patootie ??? Bless My Soul"
Eddie Whatever happened to Saturday night?
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a Rock and Roll show
We climbed in the back seat, really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Really love that Rock and Roll
Chorus Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Eddie (saxophone solo)
My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kinda fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine
Get back in front and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song
With your arms around your girl, you try to sing along
It felt pretty good...Whoo!
Really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Really love that Rock and Roll
Chorus Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
(saxophone solo)
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
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"I Can Make You a Man"
A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam, and with massage
And just a little bit of steam
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man
Oh, honey!
But the wrong man
He'll eat nutritious, high protein
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
His chest, arms, and legs
Such an effort
If he only knew of my plan
In just seven days
I can make you a man
He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
He thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work
Such strenuous living
I just don't understand
When in just seven days
Oh, baby
I can make you a man
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"Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me"
I was feeling done in, couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before.
I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and seat wetting...
Now all I want to know is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance:
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.
Then if anything grows while you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand and I need action...
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.
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"Once in a While"
Brad Majors Once in a while, she don't want to call you
Speaking on the telephone
And once in your life, she won't want to know you
You look around
The one you've found, she is gone
And that's all the time that it takes
For a heart to turn to stone
The sweeter the wine
The harder to make the break
You hear something about someone
You'd thought you'd known
So baby don't cry like there's no tomorrow
After the night there's a brand new day
And there'll be no pain, and no more sorrow
So wash your face
And phone my place, it'll be OK
And that's all the time that it takes
For a heart to beat again
So give me a sign
That a lover makes
You look around
The one you've found is back again
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"Eddie"
Dr. Everett v. Scott : From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
Criminologist : But he never caused her nothing but shame
Dr. Everett v. Scott :He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk
Criminologist : He was a low down cheap little punk
Dr. Everett v. Scott : Taking everyone for a ride
Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy
Janet Weiss : Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did
Columbia : Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
Dr. Everett v. Scott : But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads
Chorus : What's it say? What's it say?
Eddie : I'm out of my head
Oh hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy
Janet Weiss : Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did
Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy
Chorus : Whoa ho ho
Janet Weiss : Makes you cry
Chorus : Hey hey hey
Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did
Chorus : Eddie
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"Planet Schmanet Janet (Wise Up Janet Weiss)"
I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
I've laid the seed it should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil,
Wound up like an E or a first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block? Well, take my advice
You better wise up Janet Weiss.
The transducer will seduce ya.
(My feet! I can't move my feet!)
(My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!)
(It's as if we're glued to the spot!)
(You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!)
(We're trapped!)
It's something you'll get used to -
A mental mind f**k can be nice.
(You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?)
(You mean...?)
(Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself!)
(You mean he's going to send us to another planet?)
Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You better wise up Janet Weiss.
You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up
(And then she cried out...)
Don't get hot and flustered, use a bit of mustard
You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her,
Frank Furter.
You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her,
Frank Furter.
You're a hot dog...
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"Rose Tint My World"
Columbia ;
It was great when it all began
I was a regular Frankie fan
But it was over when he had the plan
To start working on a muscle man
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope
Rose tints my world
Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain
Rocky Horror;
I'm just seven hours old
Truly beautiful to behold
And somebody should be told
My libido hasn't been controlled
Now the only thing I've come to trust
Is an orgasmic rush of lust
Rose tints my world
And keeps me safe from my trouble and pain
Brad Majors;
It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy
I'll be good, you'll see
Take this dream away
What this, let's see
I feel sexy
What's come over me?
Woo! Here it comes again
Janet Weiss ;
I feel released
Bad times deceased
My confidence has increased
Reality is here
The game has been disbanded
My mind has been expanded
It's a gas that Frankie's landed
His lust is so sincere
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"Fanfare/Don't Dream It, Be It"
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin draped frame
As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry
'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever
Can't you just see it. Whoa ho ho!
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Chorus Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Dr. Everett V. Scott Ach! We've got to get out of this trap
Before this decadence saps our wills
I've got to be strong and try to hang on
Or else my mind, may well snap
And my life will be lived
For the thrills
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Don't dream it, be it
Brad Majors It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy
Janet Weiss God bless Lili St. Cyr
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"Wild and Untamed Thing"
Dr. Frank-N-Furter My my my
My my my my my
My my my my
My my
I'm a wild and an untamed thing
I'm a bee with a deadly sting
You get a hit and your mind goes ping
Your heart'll pump and your blood will sing
So let the party and the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone
Rose tint my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
Chorus We're a wild and an untamed thing
We're a bee with a deadly sting
You get a hit and your mind goes ping
Your heart'll pump and your blood will sing
So let the party and the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone
Rose tint my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
We're a wild and an untamed thing
We're a bee with a deadly sting
You get a hit and your mind goes ping
Your heart'll pump and your blood will sing
So let the party and the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone, gone, gone
Rose tint my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
Riff Raff Frank-N-Furter, it's all over
Your mission is a failure
Your lifestyle's too extreme
I'm your new commander
You now are my prisoner
We return to Transylvania
Prepare the transit beam
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"I'm Going Home"
Dr. Frank-N-Furter On the day I went away
Chorus Goodbye
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Was all I had to say
Chorus Now I
Dr. Frank-N-Furter I want to come again and stay
Chorus Oh my
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Smile, and that will mean I may
'Cause I've seen blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize I'm going home
Chorus I'm going home
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Everywhere, it's been the same
Chorus Feeling
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Like I'm outside in the rain
Chorus Wheeling
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Free to try and find a game
Chorus Dealing
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Cards for sorrow
Cards for pain
'Cause I've seen blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize I'm going home
Chorus I'm going home
I'm going home
I'm going home
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"Super Heroes"
Brad Majors I've done a lot
God knows I've tried
To find the truth
I've even lied
But all I know
Is down inside I'm
Chorus Bleeding
Janet Weiss And super heroes
Come to feast
To taste the flesh
Not yet deceased
And all I know
Is still the beast is
Chorus Feeding
Criminologist And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time, and lost in space
And meaning
Chorus Meaning
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Science Fiction/Double Feature" (reprise)
Science fiction Double feature.
Frank has built and lost his creature.
Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet.
The servents gone to a distant planet.
Wuh, oh, oh, oh.
At the late night, double feature picture show.
I want to go, oh, oh., oh.
To the late night double feature picture show.