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some ways 2 get kicked out of a supermarket !



*put a dora doll in the middle of the isle then when someone picks it up scream swiper no swiping

*??? act like ur talkin on ur cellphone say u were supposed to set off the bomb after i left ???

*Say to a little boy with glasses "your a wizard harry"

*take a cart and start ramming it into the wall. when someone asks u what you're doing, scream "IM GOING TO HOGWARTS!!"

*follow people around singing the Jaws theme song

*grin insanely at random people

*dress up in camoflauge with a friend, with black under your eyes and random leafs on you and roll around on the ground and act like ur on a secret mission

*hide in a circular rack and when someone comes by pop out and scream

*During Halloween put on a costume and run around shouting trick or treat!

*Go in to the toy aisle, open a light saber. And run around poking people, and shouting Luke I Am Your Father!

*Whenever someone comes on the intercom drop to the floor, curl in a ball and scream loudly, "Make the voices stop"

hope you enjoyed that =)