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  1. ways 2 get kicked out of Walmart
    15th Nov 2009 23:49
    15 years, 1 month & 10 days ago
  2. 32 Things Girls Don't Realize
    21st Aug 2009 22:12
    15 years, 4 months & 5 days ago
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    25th Jul 2009 00:34
    15 years, 5 months & 3 days ago
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    19th Jul 2009 22:33
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago
  5. ----------SIGN HERE----------
    26th Jun 2009 00:56
    15 years, 6 months & 1 day ago
  6. 23 funny things 2 do in an elevator
    1st May 2009 04:38
    15 years, 7 months & 27 days ago
  7. A Real Boyfriend!!!
    15th Apr 2009 19:38
    15 years, 8 months & 11 days ago
23 funny things 2 do in an elevator
15 years, 7 months & 27 days ago
1st May 2009 04:38

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
14. Swat at flies that don't exist.
15. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
17. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
18. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
20. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
21. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Stare, grinning.

A Real Boyfriend!!!
15 years, 8 months & 11 days ago
15th Apr 2009 19:38

A real boyfriend



When she stare's at your mouth

[ Kiss her ]



When she pushes you or hit's you

[ Grab her and dont let go ]



When she start's cursing at you

[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]



When she's quiet

[ Ask her whats wrong ]



When she ignore's you

[ Give her your attention ]



When she pull's away

[ Pull her back ]



When you see her at her worst

[ Tell her she's beautiful ]



When you see her start crying

[Just hold her and dont say a word ]



When you see her walking

[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]



When she's scared

[ Protect her ]



When she lay's her head on your shoulder

[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]



When she steal's your favorite hat

[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]



When she tease's you

[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]



When she doesnt answer for a long time

[ reassure her that everything is okay ]



When she look's at you with doubt

[ Back yourself up ]



When she say's that she like's you

[ she really does more than you could understand ]



When she grab's at your hands

[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]



When she bump's into you

[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]



When she tell's you a secret

[ keep it safe and untold ]



When she looks at you in your eyes

[ dont look away until she does ]



When she misses you

[ she's hurting inside ]



When you break her heart

[ the pain never really goes away ]



When she says its over

[ she still wants you to be hers ]



When she repost this bulletin

[ she wants you to read it ]







- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.



- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go



- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her



- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you



- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her



- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up



- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.



- Tease her and let her tease you back.



- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.



- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.



- Give her the world.



- Let her wear your clothes.



- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.



- Let her know she's important.



- Kiss her in the pouring rain.



- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's ass am I kicking baby?"



If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend

  1. ways 2 get kicked out of Walmart
    15th Nov 2009 23:49
    15 years, 1 month & 10 days ago
  2. 32 Things Girls Don't Realize
    21st Aug 2009 22:12
    15 years, 4 months & 5 days ago
  3. R.I.P.
    25th Jul 2009 00:34
    15 years, 5 months & 3 days ago
  4. Written by a guy
    19th Jul 2009 22:33
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago
  5. ----------SIGN HERE----------
    26th Jun 2009 00:56
    15 years, 6 months & 1 day ago
  6. 23 funny things 2 do in an elevator
    1st May 2009 04:38
    15 years, 7 months & 27 days ago
  7. A Real Boyfriend!!!
    15th Apr 2009 19:38
    15 years, 8 months & 11 days ago