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  1. Girl Comebacks
    19th Feb 2009 14:25
    15 years, 8 months & 26 days ago
  2. A reall boyfriend
    19th Feb 2009 14:23
    15 years, 8 months & 26 days ago
  3. Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
    5th Feb 2009 14:00
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  4. tRY tHIS!
    5th Feb 2009 13:59
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  5. ...
    5th Feb 2009 13:58
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  6. Tkae this quiz!!
    5th Feb 2009 13:57
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  7. Never too far away!
    5th Feb 2009 13:33
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  8. 1 Scary way to break up!
    4th Jan 2009 07:09
    15 years, 10 months & 11 days ago
  9. How blonde do you act?
    3rd Jan 2009 11:26
    15 years, 10 months & 11 days ago
  10. No girl deserves this!
    2nd Dec 2008 15:20
    15 years, 11 months & 13 days ago
Girl Comebacks
15 years, 8 months & 26 days ago
19th Feb 2009 14:25

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

A reall boyfriend
15 years, 8 months & 26 days ago
19th Feb 2009 14:23

When she stare's at your mouth

[ Kiss her ]



When she pushes you or hit's you

[ Grab her and dont let go ]



When she start's cursing at you

[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]



When she's quiet

[ Ask her whats wrong ]



When she ignore's you

[ Give her your attention ]



When she pull's away

[ Pull her back ]



When you see her at her worst

[ Tell her she's beautiful ]



When you see her start crying

[Just hold her and dont say a word ]



When you see her walking

[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]



When she's scared

[ Protect her ]



When she lay's her head on your shoulder

[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]



When she steal's your favorite hat

[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]



When she tease's you

[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]



When she doesnt answer for a long time

[ reassure her that everything is okay ]



When she look's at you with doubt

[ Back yourself up ]



When she say's that she like's you

[ she really does more than you could understand ]



When she grab's at your hands

[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]



When she bump's into you

[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]



When she tell's you a secret

[ keep it safe and untold ]



When she looks at you in your eyes

[ dont look away until she does ]



When she misses you

[ she's hurting inside ]



When you break her heart

[ the pain never really goes away ]



When she says its over

[ she still wants you to be hers ]



When she repost this bulletin

[ she wants you to read it ]







- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.



- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go



- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her



- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you



- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her



- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up



- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.



- Tease her and let her tease you back.



- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.



- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.



- Give her the world.



- Let her wear your clothes.



- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.



- Let her know she's important.



- Kiss her in the pouring rain.



- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's but am I kicking baby?"



If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
5th Feb 2009 14:00

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.


cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed tihs psas it on !!

tRY tHIS!
15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
5th Feb 2009 13:59

Try This!

Seriously...this is freaky...I even tried it myself and most of the answers where true...Do not cheat(you'll kick yourself later). Have Fun.

All of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true.
I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! The
person who sent it to me said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read
the mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's
worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's
people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.








2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.






3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.





NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!



4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th,and 6th
spots.






5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.






GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!




6. Finally, make a wish.





And now the key for the game.....




1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.






2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.






3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.






4. You care most about the person you put in 4






5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.






6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.






7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.






8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.





9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.





10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life


NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your
wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite !!

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15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
5th Feb 2009 13:58

TAKE THIS QUIZ AND POST IT AS A COMMENT!


Read this...


*It's good to cry


*Chicken soup actually makes you feel better


*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers


*Only apply mascara to your top lashes


*It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!


*everybody has stale days


*Chocolate will make you feel better! (does that even need to be stated?)


*Most people think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.


*A good friend never judges.


*Boys aren't worth your tears


*More boys than girls are going to look at this bulletin


*We ALL love surprises!!


*Now.... make a wish!


Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!


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Congratulations!!


Your wish has just been received

So...

Make sure you dont tell anybody your wish or it wont come true...



  1. Girl Comebacks
    19th Feb 2009 14:25
    15 years, 8 months & 26 days ago
  2. A reall boyfriend
    19th Feb 2009 14:23
    15 years, 8 months & 26 days ago
  3. Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
    5th Feb 2009 14:00
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  4. tRY tHIS!
    5th Feb 2009 13:59
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  5. ...
    5th Feb 2009 13:58
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  6. Tkae this quiz!!
    5th Feb 2009 13:57
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  7. Never too far away!
    5th Feb 2009 13:33
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  8. 1 Scary way to break up!
    4th Jan 2009 07:09
    15 years, 10 months & 11 days ago
  9. How blonde do you act?
    3rd Jan 2009 11:26
    15 years, 10 months & 11 days ago
  10. No girl deserves this!
    2nd Dec 2008 15:20
    15 years, 11 months & 13 days ago