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random sentences

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I kissed
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

I've Had _ of 39 Blonde Moments

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=5

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total so far=15

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far=22

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=27

[x]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(glasses)
total so far=31

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=36

[x]after taking this test u called yourself a loser
total so far=37
Repost as "I've Had _ of 39 Blonde Moments

fake story i just made up not real chacters

teacher:who can sing there abc's
little mia:i can
teacher: ok go ahead
little mia:a b d c g e f t h y u n m x l k j h s q w r v i o p z
teacher:no no no that was not it
little mia:your so mean i hate you teacher
teacher:she is so stupid now class i hope you don't ever do that now this is how you sing it..a b d c g e f t h y u n m x l k j h s q w r v i o p z
the class:you are the stupid one even mia can sing her abc's
little mia:look at me you stupid teacher..a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and z now i now abc's next time don't you sing with me teacher
the class:you are the best mia MIA! MIA! MIA! hey why not do a speach SPEACH! SPEACH!SPEACH!
little mia: ok ok i just want you to know these things:i could have not done this without these people..elise my mom and dad and these are the reasons..
elise-for helping me and being a good friend
my mom-for changing my dipper
dad-for giving me my sippy-cup

thank you all

teacher:hey you get down from there right now
little mia:but can i say something realy quick
teacher:fine
little mia:ATTACK!!!!!
the class:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
teacher:i am getting out aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
get off of me
doctor:i am sorry class but your teacher can not be here because she.....pasted on the job now she works at jack in the box
the class:yyyaaaa!!!!!
little mia and elise:it so good being

THE END