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  1. Weird Quiz!!!
    19th Sep 2009 06:04
    15 years, 1 month & 28 days ago
  2. Child abuse
    6th Sep 2009 10:11
    15 years, 2 months & 10 days ago
  3. female comebacks
    6th Sep 2009 10:05
    15 years, 2 months & 10 days ago
  4. please buy blue jessul!
    8th Jun 2009 15:47
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago
  5. a Real Boyfriend
    22nd May 2009 13:10
    15 years, 5 months & 25 days ago
  6. this is HILARIOUS!!
    18th May 2009 09:20
    15 years & 6 months ago
  7. Avatars
    12th May 2009 14:49
    15 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
this is HILARIOUS!!
15 years & 6 months ago
18th May 2009 09:20

(originaly posted by buddey1115...i just thought it was hilarious!wink.gif

Obvious warnings and instructions:

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." [[But its just a SUGGESTION]]

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." [[hm a no go on the dessert]]

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." [[Really I thought it would be cold]]

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." [[oh man i was going to]]

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." [[That would really bring down the number of construction accidents by keeping those 5 year olds off of those forklifts]]

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." [[well where else would I use them?...]]

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." [[whoa, news flash!]]

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." [[wow musta taken a genius to write this one]]

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."[[thanks for the tip]]

Avatars
15 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
12th May 2009 14:49

*BATTLE*
Battle Housse 250 times

*QUEST, GOAL, TEMPLE, MISSION*
Complete level 32 of baspinaire goals
Complete level 24 of circus mission
Complete level 30 of Temple of Transmogrification
75 candy tree quests
Complete level 30 of circus mission
150 Garage quests
Complete level 24 of rusty mission
300 garage quests
Complete 30 of Rusty Mission

*Pet*
Train your pet to level 77 in Sport.
Train your pet to level 52 in Science.
Paint a chibs with a seasonal costume.
Use a love costume on a pet with over 30 magic.
Complete level 152 in history.
Complete level 50 in Music with a hammy attached.
Use a dark costume on a pet with over 30 strength.
Use a checkered costume on a pet over level 30.
Use a camouflage costume on a pet with over 30 HP.

*Luck*
Test Your Strength game when you win the book.
Trash Fairy game level 7.
Random when using the Whirlpool.

*Tough Ones*
Put the Marajournals Stamp in your stamp album and view the
Jenoa page of your album (page 13).
View Ball Dress costume in your wardrobe.
Feed your pet a one hundred cake.
Put the Uploads Stamp in your stamp album and view the Ziranek page of your album.
Have at least 32 different newth item in your gallery.
Get 4 red eggs in a row at the Slot Machine in Dukka Town.
Buy a Gazillionaire minipet from the Antique shop in Simeria.
Have all 70 Glowing Eggs in your nest and hatched. Refresh.
Have 501 banana items in your gallery.
View Tuxedo costume in your wardrobe.
Win Guess the Weight.
Win the lottery jackpot.
Be a winner in the Monthly Prize Draw.
Buy an item from the Smuggler.

  1. Weird Quiz!!!
    19th Sep 2009 06:04
    15 years, 1 month & 28 days ago
  2. Child abuse
    6th Sep 2009 10:11
    15 years, 2 months & 10 days ago
  3. female comebacks
    6th Sep 2009 10:05
    15 years, 2 months & 10 days ago
  4. please buy blue jessul!
    8th Jun 2009 15:47
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago
  5. a Real Boyfriend
    22nd May 2009 13:10
    15 years, 5 months & 25 days ago
  6. this is HILARIOUS!!
    18th May 2009 09:20
    15 years & 6 months ago
  7. Avatars
    12th May 2009 14:49
    15 years, 6 months & 5 days ago