15 random topic-openers

1. I AM THE EVIL BAN-AAAN-AAAAA!!!!
2. i live in a giant bucket.
3. this is my secret lair....... dare you come in?
4. WHERE'S MY COOKIE!?!?
5. i like cheese.
6. haloooooooooo.
7. i miss my friends.
8. i made you a cookie.......

but i eated it.
9. my teacher eats biscuits in class.
10. my cat eats cat food.
11. i ate a banana for breakfast.
12. cereal is made of wood.
13. worms taste funny.
14. so............ i have a dog,
15. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

post comments on how random you thought these were!