Birthday Comment Alert!!!!
(I know it's late)
Okay David,
well I have known you for over a year now and for some odd reason you still put up with me. and now it's ur birthday!! (cue confetti)
Man ur getting old...this makes u a pedafile = )
Helga will not be happy with this.. for a birthday suprise I got someone to come..
Ohh Birrrthaaaa! xD
I know how much u like it when she sits on you!
I may not be the 'greatest' friend to have around, and it's nice to know through all the insults and infedelity u stil talk to me.
Haha maybe later Ill give you some birthday sex and listen to our little playlist we made a while back ; )
-Your Baby-mama, Carly.